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Unread 01-22-2010, 06:01 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you have had a hysterectomy when you passing gas is the big topic of conversation and when you do it when people around and dont care
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Unread 01-22-2010, 08:56 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you sit on the phone with your mom for 45 minutes and she doesn't realize you've been on the potty the whole time until you flush, and she doesn't care, she's proud of you. (she had a hyster, she knows the drill)

...when "time to walk the dog" becomes "time to walk the mom"
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Unread 01-25-2010, 09:34 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when the old you - bull in a china shop - becomes graceful and poised... because your moving slow to protect yourself from pulled muscles!

...when you start to wonder if poised and graceful women have just had a hysterectomy!?
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Unread 01-27-2010, 09:33 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when.... your Dad (who for all your adult life couldn't even utter the word "tampon") now calls you on a somewhat daily basis to discuss your ovaries and to remind you not to have sex yet. Cheers Dad!
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Unread 01-27-2010, 01:31 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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You know you've had a hysterectomy when.... your Dad (who for all your adult life couldn't even utter the word "tampon") now calls you on a somewhat daily basis to discuss your ovaries and to remind you not to have sex yet. Cheers Dad!
I love that. My dad is the same way!

You know you have had a hyst when........Your sex life turns into a science experiment and you feel like a virgin again.
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Unread 01-27-2010, 01:35 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

..............your hot new accessory is an abdominal band and you don't care if it hangs down and people can see it!

..........your get coupons in the mail from Kotex and write return to sender on the letter.
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Unread 01-27-2010, 09:20 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when....
...you need naps after your nap
...when the passage of time becomes definded by # of weeks post-op
...when u no longer think snorfleing the family pet is routine and now understand why men cringe when snorfleing fido is mentioned.
  #218  
Unread 01-28-2010, 09:04 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

I love reading these

.....when even the dog won't snuggle because you put off so much heat!
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Unread 01-28-2010, 09:43 AM
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I love that. My dad is the same way!

You know you have had a hyst when........Your sex life turns into a science experiment and you feel like a virgin again.
Oh that is so me! Definitely feel like a virgin again! hahah thanks for the laughs.
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Unread 01-28-2010, 09:45 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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You know you've had a hysterectomy when....
...you need naps after your nap
...when the passage of time becomes definded by # of weeks post-op
...when u no longer think snorfleing the family pet is routine and now understand why men cringe when snorfleing fido is mentioned.

I totally relate everything to how many weeks post op I am! I even have my 6 month "anniversary" in my calnedar to celebrate!!
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