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  #231  
Unread 02-01-2010, 08:24 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had a hysterectomy when...
you start looking at yourself in the mirror wondering if you have always had that mustache or is it the beginning of full blown facial hair that will rival the ZZ Top boys and Willie Nelson
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  #232  
Unread 02-01-2010, 09:13 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you have more chest hair than your husband.

...when you can grow a better beard than some males you know.

...when you get acne like a teenager but you haven't been a teen in over a decade.
  #233  
Unread 02-02-2010, 07:07 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you feel your belly and wonder what your body is doing with all that space inside
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  #234  
Unread 02-03-2010, 05:22 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...When you reach for the phone and realize it is the middle of the night...no-one is up at this hour!
  #235  
Unread 02-03-2010, 05:46 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy (and so does everyone else) when you are walking around your office in a tank top (you've thrown the blouse over your chair) in the middle of January, fanning yourself, while asking if it's hot or is it me, and then trying to find the co-worker who has the lock to unlock the thermostat, which your office has locked cause you keep turing it down to 49 degrees.
  #236  
Unread 02-03-2010, 04:56 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Too funny.

You know you have had a hysterectomy when you are about halfway home and then realize you forgot to get your medicine at the pharmacy, turn around to go to pharmacy only to discover you went to the wrong one and the prescription is at the other pharmacy about a mile away.
  #237  
Unread 02-03-2010, 05:45 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

I love to read these...

...when you go to pay for your gas and the woman says..."Hey! you ordered a sub and left without it the other day!!! We owe you one." Then as she is making it for you, you forget you just got gas, and don't pay for it!
  #238  
Unread 02-03-2010, 05:58 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Note: as I was leaving we realized my car was at the pump, and I paid for it...phew!
  #239  
Unread 02-03-2010, 06:45 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know youv'e had a hysterectomy when you no longer have to use "not tonite, dear, i have a headache", instead all you need to do is give "that look".
  #240  
Unread 02-03-2010, 11:54 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you really really appreciate that wonderful thing called stretching.

When you can plan nights out, holidays and everything else weeks in advance without worrying about mother nature ruining it!
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