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  #241  
Unread 02-04-2010, 07:00 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

....Or you realize "Wow....i should be getting a visit from Aunt flo right about now....but SHES NOT COMING!!!!
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  #242  
Unread 02-04-2010, 12:46 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When sleeping on your double pillow still feels good even though it's been awhile since your day.

When you get happy that you can start to feel things around your incision again (mine was numb for the longest time).

When you give up your bikini bottoms for boyshorts and wonder "Where have you been all my life?"

When you give wrap up and give your stash of pads/tampons at work to the co-worker that always ask you do you have anything because they got caught out there with none.

When you no longer cut out coupons for Kotex/Stayfree/Always and don't scour the ads looking for the best sale each month.
  #243  
Unread 02-04-2010, 03:10 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when you go and spend an awful lot of money on fabuous new undies, and your closet has ALOT of white shorts, white capris, white jeans, white pants, white bathing suits, white sun dresses.
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  #244  
Unread 02-04-2010, 08:44 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by Madam6 View Post
When sleeping on your double pillow still feels good even though it's been awhile since your day.

When you get happy that you can start to feel things around your incision again (mine was numb for the longest time).

When you give up your bikini bottoms for boyshorts and wonder "Where have you been all my life?"

When you give wrap up and give your stash of pads/tampons at work to the co-worker that always ask you do you have anything because they got caught out there with none.

When you no longer cut out coupons for Kotex/Stayfree/Always and don't scour the ads looking for the best sale each month.

Amen sister on the last two!
  #245  
Unread 02-05-2010, 07:09 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when waking up in a pool of sweat becomes commonplace.
  #246  
Unread 02-05-2010, 02:36 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you crawl up the stairs just like your dogs - on all fours!

and you walk around the house in the same monotanous circles while your dog follows right behind you the whole time!
  #247  
Unread 02-06-2010, 02:50 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Oh I did the whole circle walking with the dog in tow!
  #248  
Unread 02-07-2010, 05:10 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when your new best friend is the heating pad
when your dog loves you because you keep him warm from the hot flashes
  #249  
Unread 02-07-2010, 05:22 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

My dog won't even lie next to me when the hot flashes hit!!!
  #250  
Unread 02-07-2010, 05:24 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you do your monthly shop, get to the check-out, look at the cashier n say..Opps i dont need them,can you put them back..

Your hubby still try and insists you need help in the bath at 7wks post op!! Hummmmm...
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