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  #261  
Unread 02-08-2010, 12:29 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by sbwag71 View Post
When your friends start to say - so you'll never have a period again? And start to call you names in jealousy!!
Oh so so true!
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  #262  
Unread 02-08-2010, 04:57 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

And when you don't even CARE about the names they are calling you!
  #263  
Unread 02-12-2010, 07:27 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when........

-your dh complains that he's starting to feel like a piece a meat because of all the butt slaps and lewd coments you've been making cause you can't do anything for another 4 weeks :0

- you can't get out of bed so you ask your dh to bring you the advil and some water but while he is standing there holding it out to you you realize you gotta get up anyway cause you gotta pee *sigh*

-your toddler puts his arms up to be picked up and you lean in to pick him and and realize you can't so you start to feel sad untill you realize that he is stinky and giggle cause your not the one who has to change him hahaha!

-whenever you feel a new sensation in your tummy you panic and stress and wonder if you should wait and see or call the doc asap but then you pass some gas and feel better so you calm down.....well untill the next new sensation lol
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  #264  
Unread 02-12-2010, 08:45 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

OMG these are all hysterical!!! I never realized there were so many!

You know you've had a hysterectomy when
...you can't sit in a regular chair for more than 5 minutes!
...the recliner (being reclined of course) is the only chair you can sit in comfortably!
...your significant other has to help pull you up from a reclined position!

And for those of us with vertical incisions...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when your stomach looks just like your butt!
  #265  
Unread 02-12-2010, 11:48 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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You know you've had a hysterectomy when........

-your dh complains that he's starting to feel like a piece a meat because of all the butt slaps and lewd coments you've been making cause you can't do anything for another 4 weeks :0

- you can't get out of bed so you ask your dh to bring you the advil and some water but while he is standing there holding it out to you you realize you gotta get up anyway cause you gotta pee *sigh*

-your toddler puts his arms up to be picked up and you lean in to pick him and and realize you can't so you start to feel sad untill you realize that he is stinky and giggle cause your not the one who has to change him hahaha!

-whenever you feel a new sensation in your tummy you panic and stress and wonder if you should wait and see or call the doc asap but then you pass some gas and feel better so you calm down.....well untill the next new sensation lol
genius!!!!
  #266  
Unread 02-13-2010, 04:09 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

These are just too funny. Just what I needed to pick me up.
  #267  
Unread 02-15-2010, 02:09 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....when you realize how important it is to have a regular bowel movement because the pressure on the vaginal cuff is HORRIBLE.......
  #268  
Unread 02-26-2010, 12:17 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you cry more than the winners at the Olympics because you're just so proud of them...and you're so dang emotional.
  #269  
Unread 02-26-2010, 12:36 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had a hysterectomy : when you look forward when going to the toilet will be a quick and easy and not a 1/2 hour struggle and that little voice in your head saying DO NOT PUSH! or you will end up in pain or back in hospital! :doctor
  #270  
Unread 02-26-2010, 12:46 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

you can finally roll over in bed and it doesnt hurt anymore.
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