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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When... HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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  #271  
Unread 02-28-2010, 04:55 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....when you celebrate the simple things....like zipping a pair of jeans
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Unread 03-05-2010, 07:39 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you can zip your jeans AND keep them on and still breathe
  #273  
Unread 03-05-2010, 07:47 PM
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when youre more worried about zipping your jeans than having relations with your husband.
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  #274  
Unread 03-05-2010, 09:22 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....when you don't even consider putting ON a pair of jeans anymore.
  #275  
Unread 03-05-2010, 09:56 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when your jeans fit in the morning, but by lunch time they are too tight due to swelly belly.
  #276  
Unread 03-06-2010, 05:33 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you finally break down and buy bigger pants because you realize that swelly belly isn't going anywhere anytime soon
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Unread 03-15-2010, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Casperslove View Post
OMG these are all hysterical!!! I never realized there were so many!

You know you've had a hysterectomy when
...you can't sit in a regular chair for more than 5 minutes!
...the recliner (being reclined of course) is the only chair you can sit in comfortably!
...your significant other has to help pull you up from a reclined position!

And for those of us with vertical incisions...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when your stomach looks just like your butt!
Vertical incision----ROTFLMAOSo TRUE!!!!!!
  #278  
Unread 03-22-2010, 01:57 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hyster when:
Your neighbor's 13 yo daughter says "Wait....r u even still a woman if they took out your baby making organs?"

Your 3 yo daughter tells you to show your gross looking tummy booboos to above mentioned girl and then looks at neighbor and says "see-I told you so"

Your husband actually tells you "NO-YOU do not do that-let ME do that!"
  #279  
Unread 03-22-2010, 02:13 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

LOL I Love IT..

When you wear the same gown for a week and get away with it.
  #280  
Unread 03-22-2010, 06:15 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

your new best "friend" is your heating pad
you go absolutely bonkers when your "friend" goes missing only to discover it is right where you put it.
your family thinks you are nuts when you go outside without a coat and are warm as toast and they have three layers of clothes on to stay warm.
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