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  #21  
Unread 12-21-2009, 03:50 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by daisy1210 View Post
......when one of your legs looks like your DH, because you are to tired to shave the other
LOL!!!!!!!
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  #22  
Unread 12-21-2009, 04:00 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

AMEN Daisy1210!! you bet me too it!!
  #23  
Unread 12-21-2009, 04:14 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

I sooooo needed this today!

You know you've had a hysterectomy:

- Taking your first shower knocks you out for the rest of the day!

- your first big day out is to go to the doctors for a recheck!!

Also love the bathroom jokes soooooo true! I thought they would never work on their own again!
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  #24  
Unread 12-21-2009, 04:17 PM
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When your husband ties your shoes for you!
  #25  
Unread 12-21-2009, 04:23 PM
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When you need help showering cuz you are so wore out!

Whe your house is a mess and the children just don't keep it up so you overdo it so that you don't have to always look at the mess!! Then you are so tired..
  #26  
Unread 12-21-2009, 05:57 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

... when you hand out your remaining tampons to your co-workers to celebrate never having to buy them again. (I did this on my first day back to work!)
  #27  
Unread 12-21-2009, 06:49 PM
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You can only see your vagina AFTER you put your abdominal binder on.....

You can relate to almost everything people are talking about on this site....
  #28  
Unread 12-21-2009, 07:20 PM
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holding my swollen belly while laughing!! and crying cause it hurts to laugh, which is making me laugh even more!!
  #29  
Unread 12-21-2009, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by klpfnp View Post
... when you hand out your remaining tampons to your co-workers to celebrate never having to buy them again. (I did this on my first day back to work!)
I did this and just rubbed it in that I don't need them anymore!!!
  #30  
Unread 12-21-2009, 08:08 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

*** when your Christmas tree has lights on it and no decorations and you think it looks beautiful.....hey I think I have a use for those tampons..... Ornaments!!!!!!!!

*** when a romantic moment in the bedroom is your husband checking your incision and taking off the steri-strips
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