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Unread 03-26-2010, 05:36 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Oh MAN!!! I wish I had thought of that back in December!
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Unread 03-28-2010, 06:32 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you refer to the oh so sexy hospital issue boy shorts underwear as the most comfortable/favorite pair of underwear you have ever owned and you beg the nurse for some extra pair to take home with you.
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Unread 03-28-2010, 07:02 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when you suddenly love your granny panties more than your thongs.
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  #294  
Unread 03-28-2010, 08:11 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

... you're afraid to cross the street because the cars go so fast, and you walk so slowly.
  #295  
Unread 03-28-2010, 08:20 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...you invent all kinds of new fashions involving dresses, abdominal binders, and scarves around the waist - and all kinds of people who don't know you had surgery compliment you on how good you look!
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Unread 04-13-2010, 06:10 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

I have just spent an hour reading these LOL. So glad no one was here to hear me laughing!
You know you are a hystersister when:
You do your best villian laugh when you pass the tampon and pad aisle at the store!
You can't concentrate enough to read all the books, do all the puzzles and craft projects you bought so you just watch mindless tv all day.
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Unread 04-13-2010, 07:43 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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I have just spent an hour reading these LOL. So glad no one was here to hear me laughing!
You know you are a hystersister when:
You do your best villian laugh when you pass the tampon and pad aisle at the store!
You can't concentrate enough to read all the books, do all the puzzles and craft projects you bought so you just watch mindless tv all day.
haha that seems to be a common thread - having no desire to do anything but TV! I thought it was just me and the holidays! Wonder why that is?
  #298  
Unread 04-13-2010, 08:13 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you think your husband is sweet for remarking that your stomach doesn't look as fat today

When he finally gets around to vacuuming day #8 (with 4 dogs and 2 cats having a competition of who can shed the most) and he meanders through the living room, puts the vacuum ON TOP of the coffee table and goes back and forth... and I don't say a word

When making it down the driveway, across the street to get the mail and back without anyone seeing you is a major coup

Are really, really excited about getting a pedicure, but when rolling up your pantlegs, remembered that you hadn't shaved in two and half weeks, and started to scream...(I had her skip the leg massage, poor dear...should have seen her eyes when she looked at my legs)

Thought about making a mobile out of your mini/maxi pads or maybe a macrame wall hanging
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Unread 04-13-2010, 08:42 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Oh, a couple more...

When you see a woman walking really slowly across the street and want to yell "hey, did you have a hysterectomy too??"

When you are sad that they stopped manufacturing soap-on-a-rope about 30 years ago...would have been really handy in the shower not to worry about dropping the soap

When you can talk about peeing, pooping, vaginas, orgasms, toys, lubricants, intercourse, outercourse, men, moods and more.... and never have to worry about an X rating!!
  #300  
Unread 04-13-2010, 09:21 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know your pre-op hysterectomy but have had a lap and gallbladder surgery and laughed and nodded at most of these jokes.
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