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Unread 04-14-2010, 06:21 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you go shopping for clothes, take off your bra to see how the swim suit looks, get dressed and pay for swim suit and on way home realize you left your bra in the dressing room!! (too darn embarrassed to call and ask for it).
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Unread 05-08-2010, 08:17 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you send a biker and a marine out to get you pads and they bring home the biggest package they can find so they dont have to go again anytime soon
( my BF and his son )
LOL got to love our guys !
  #303  
Unread 05-08-2010, 01:19 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Too funny!
When you leave the house without your car keys, go back in to get them only to get outside and realize you forgot them again.
When you leave work and get about halfway home only to realize that you left your purse at work with several credit cards in it. After getting back to work , you can't find where you put the purse only to realize that you put it in your bag so you wouldn't forget it.
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Unread 05-09-2010, 07:49 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you can't remember your nieces name. You are looking at her & name is on the tip of your tongue..But for some reason you call the wrong niece name..This has been happening for 10 weeks now...lol
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Unread 05-21-2010, 07:26 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...you have to call your grandmother to find out ways to have the first BM
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Unread 05-21-2010, 07:51 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When it seems totally normal for your husband to ask "have you pooped yet?"
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Unread 05-21-2010, 07:57 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You wear white after Labor Day.
  #308  
Unread 05-21-2010, 08:47 PM
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...when you wake up every day hoping your swelly belly is gone....
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Unread 05-22-2010, 05:41 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

The one about passing gas...I kid you not every time a nurse saw me they asked if I had passed... and in front of other people! It was weird and humiliating at the same time. That is until I had actually passed! Calling my friend about my first bm after surgery.... SOoooo true!
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Unread 05-22-2010, 06:38 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by Meadowdog View Post
I wish I had had one of those reacher things! One afternoon I kept the same channel on cuz I couldn't reach the remote control and I was so sore and my head was pounding from the hormonal change...and my DH came home and laughed cuz I was laying in the dark "watching" a show I hate......I couldn't get the remote OR turn the light on when it got dark. Glad I'm past that stage now
Tooo Funny! I actually have a remote for my fan and a remote for the light switch too... The grabby guy is a godsend! Now if I wasen't sooo stubborn... I would use it more often
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