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  #311  
Unread 05-22-2010, 06:45 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you ask is it hot in here or is it me? Then burst out into tears bc you don't remember that you just asked that same question 20 minutes earlier.
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  #312  
Unread 05-22-2010, 06:51 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you can send a "care package" of pads and tampons to your best friend and only have to address it as being from aunt FLO!
  #313  
Unread 05-22-2010, 06:55 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you envision yourself a turtle when trying to get out of bed
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  #314  
Unread 05-22-2010, 07:43 AM
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I am now about 7 months post op and tears still come to me reading your posts. Soo true.
  #315  
Unread 05-22-2010, 09:49 AM
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When you start to believe that you can live a normal life again!
  #316  
Unread 05-28-2010, 06:16 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you are talking to someone and forget what the topic was in mid sentence.
when you are ready to cry at doctor's office because you can't remember where you put your car keys
when you spend 15 minutes in parking garage trying to find car, can't remember what level you are on, finally find car. Get in car to drive to next appointment only to forget where they are located.
Get totally lost on way to docs and then when you do find it, they tell you that you are five minutes late and you start crying. Can't stop crying even though they are telling you it is ok.
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Unread 06-09-2010, 02:46 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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... you're afraid to cross the street because the cars go so fast, and you walk so slowly.
Sounds similar to FROGGER!!!!
  #318  
Unread 06-09-2010, 02:51 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You go to the grocery store with your step son (22 yr. old) and he buys a pop and ends up in line right behind you buying only lubricant.

And then they have to do a price check on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  #319  
Unread 06-09-2010, 02:52 PM
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omg lol this stuff is so FUNNNNNNY
  #320  
Unread 06-09-2010, 03:21 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....when you are finally released from the hospital only to discover that you have "elephant ankles",

.....when you find yourself dropping everything......and then accidently drop your grabber on the floor.....(Need another grabber to pick up the grabber!)

.....when you do the victory dance , when you finally have a bowel movement and pass that evil gas,

.....when you walk around the house with a heating pad on your lower back, and the cat keeps watching you go around in circles ,

.....when you have to laugh, cough or sneeze while holding the dear ol' swelly belly,

.....when the air conditioner is on full blast and you don't feel it! (LOL)
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