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  #351  
Unread 09-07-2010, 01:18 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Your the only one not cold in most rooms because despite HRT you still occasionally have hot flashes.
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Unread 09-07-2010, 06:32 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

you know it when you are chating with other Systers about not sleeping, being board and having a your first BM
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Unread 02-11-2011, 07:10 PM
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you can cut down on the heating bill because you are so hot that 70 degrees is too warm

everyone else in the room is saying it is too cold and you are very comfortable in short sleeves
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Unread 02-12-2011, 07:58 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you're walking to work with temperatures below -30 Degrees Celcius and wish that you could have a hotflash to stay warm (funny how these things work....you never get one when you want one!)

...when you are talking to someone, forget their name, forget what you're trying to talk about, or forget why you're talking to them in the first place.

...when you're no longer crying about everything, and use your new found anger in productive ways.
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Unread 03-31-2011, 03:22 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by Woodbabe View Post
You know you've had a hysterectomy when you diligently pray for the Poop Fairy to visit.....
Someone needs to draw a picture of that one and turn her into an icon!
  #356  
Unread 03-31-2011, 07:58 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when your sleeping in the recliner with your muffin top hanging out and someone comes to visit and you open one eye, grunt and go back to sleep!
  #357  
Unread 03-31-2011, 09:00 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when your walking around outside in your robe and slippers carrying your cather bag!!
  #358  
Unread 03-31-2011, 09:28 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you find yourself wearing water wings to bed.
  #359  
Unread 03-31-2011, 09:34 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

you know you are still hot, just have more flashes
  #360  
Unread 03-31-2011, 09:54 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Thought of another...

....When your husband calls you from the driveway to make sure it is safe to come in the house.
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