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Unread 04-04-2011, 03:21 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by mist44 View Post
You know you've had a vaginal hysterectomy when the thought of sticking a nice cold Popsicle in your vagina sounds soothing.
Love it!!
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  #372  
Unread 04-04-2011, 03:26 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Disclaimer: This topic is borrowed from another website. It is a fun place to write a One Liner or quick story. After all Humor is Tragedy plus Time....who said that????

You know you have had a hysterectomy when everyone at the grocery store is staring at you because your Mother is pushing the cart and doing all the work! Why doesn't my post hyster shuffle give them a clue?
21gardens
Let's hear from all of you!!!!
THAT made me laugh out loud...I had that EXACT thing happen. My mom (73) took me marketing, and I stood there and watched as she took everything out of the cart and the cashier just stared at me......I was laughing hysterically inside!
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Unread 04-04-2011, 03:43 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Me too! My mom is 79 - I'm 43. I want a T-shirt tha says "Hey! Quit looking at me like that! I just had a hysterectomy!!!"
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  #374  
Unread 04-04-2011, 03:43 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Snip Snip Snip!!!! HE HE HE HE

...when you have had it with your leggings and cut a 6 inch gap in the front to relieve the pressure!
Very true! Thehehehe
  #375  
Unread 04-04-2011, 03:44 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by cmcgall611 View Post
Me too! My mom is 79 - I'm 43. I want a T-shirt tha says "Hey! Quit looking at me like that! I just had a hysterectomy!!!"
I would wear that shirt!
  #376  
Unread 04-18-2011, 02:08 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...you thank God for your gift of being able to pick up small items with your toes since you can no longer bend over.

...you finally get use out of all of those sweatpants you should have been wearing for workouts.

...you wish you had held on to your maternity pants.

...you actually turn down your favorite cheeseburger because you know the gas would kill later.

...you feel exactly like a pinata after a party -- like someone has beaten you with a stick and there is NOTHING sweet left in you.
  #377  
Unread 05-14-2011, 10:22 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When...

Your pillow pet becomes your best friend and you take him with you everywhere (the symphony? Why not? The doctor's office with pride) and you start talking to him when you are bored.
  #378  
Unread 05-14-2011, 11:07 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

..these are all so great!

You know you've had a hysterectomy when:

..reading a post like this makes you hold on to your swelly belly when you laugh!

...shaving your legs suddenly becomes a chore!

...you take a shower and think "that felt so good" only to be drenched by a sudden hot flash 30 seconds later.

...you feel like doing the "potty dance" when you have a BM!

...you feel like you've been walking around like a penguin!

and all of the others above..every one applies!
  #379  
Unread 05-14-2011, 11:53 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know youve had a hyster when its over a year since your hyster and you still cross your legs when you sneeze hoping you don't wet yourself lol.
  #380  
Unread 05-14-2011, 11:53 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

(Popsicle Idea!)

That would have been so nice to do!!!!

Anne
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