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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When... HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Unread 12-21-2009, 08:37 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

........when your sons that have barely done housework their entire lives willingly carry laundry baskets and sweep.

......when you can't wait until the day you can vaccum.

......when you call your family members to tell them "I've pooped"

......when you have said the word "vagina" more times in 2 months than in your lifetime.

......when you look forward to being able to shovel snow and like it.

......when you make decorative slippers out of extra pads and tampons as a gag gift.

Thanks for making me laugh at your other postings. All of them applied to me as well!
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  #32  
Unread 12-21-2009, 08:40 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

you know you have had a hyster when you finally get to go out and about but are now in the grocery store line fighting the urge to scratch at your still healing incisions and your badly shaved pubes
  #33  
Unread 12-21-2009, 08:57 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you have'nt been able to look down and see your feet for over a year.
When your husband will eat anything put in front of him no matter how bad it taste because he is afraid to complain! (this one I like)
When your husband excitedly brings you home a hand held misting fan.
When your whole family is walking around the house in jackets and you in tank tops and shorts and the temp out side is 20 degrees.
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  #34  
Unread 12-21-2009, 09:03 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

....when you are affraid to sneeze, cough, or yell because you think
your insides will come shooting out .

....when you take Everything anyone says "personal".

....when your cat jumps near you and you guard yourself like a man
in fear of those pokey paws jabbing you.

....LOL! Thank you for posting this thread!! I needed a good laugh!!!
  #35  
Unread 12-21-2009, 09:58 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you don't care what the kids are wearing or what they ate for breakfast as long as DH is the one to wake up and put them on the bus.

...when you hide out in bed until kids are on bus so that above arrangement will continue and DH won't think you're all
better.

....when your first shopping trip to the grocery store to restock the dwindling supplies wipes you out, even without pushing or loading much.
  #36  
Unread 12-22-2009, 12:44 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I'm one week post-op, and forgot how strangely funny this all can be...
  #37  
Unread 12-22-2009, 12:51 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....when you're jealous that one of the sisters managed to shave a whole leg
  #38  
Unread 12-22-2009, 05:10 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when your DH, exasperated, third trip out, brings home a huge pink package of 96 Pads!

...when you walk as if you just climbed off a horse and your hand is in your crotch (itchy stiches inside!!!)

...when your DH decorates the tree and your DS(age12) says "When are you going to hang the ornaments?" and you say "DDad is done with the tree!" (only tons of lights on the tree)

...when your DS(12) looks disappointed when he says I thought your bowling ball tummy was going to be gone after the surgery!
  #39  
Unread 12-22-2009, 07:23 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you are buying pretty panties that you know will never get ruined again and you are giggling because of it and crying from the pain of giggling all at the same time. Here's the kicker the people around you are staring at you as if you have 3 heads. Lol
  #40  
Unread 12-22-2009, 07:38 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when you sneeze for the first time and realize you are actually ok!

And when you put on socks, shoes and "real pants" for the first time, and it feels like a huge victory.
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