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Unread 08-14-2011, 06:30 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when the dust bunnies under the couch have transformed into nations with kings and an army to fight that vacuum cleaner...
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Unread 08-16-2011, 08:42 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Your dust bunnies are larger than your pet bunny.

Your eyebrows resemble 2 large caterpillars.

Your discussing BM's with your DH's best mate and he looks uncomfortable...
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Unread 08-17-2011, 05:53 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....when your family members get tired of you *accusing them of stealing all the cold air in the house as they sit with goosebumps under a blanket while you're wearing next to nothing and sucking on a freezie with an ice pack on you neck. And you're still hot!!!!

I also laugh hysterically (while I hold my pillow on my tummy of course!) when I read these posts. Keep em coming!
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Unread 08-17-2011, 07:44 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you laugh and it sounds like you're reading off a page: "HA HA HA" or when you cry it sounds like "Boo Hoo Boo Hoo" because to put any stomach muscles into those sounds would be killer!
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Unread 08-17-2011, 08:41 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Interestingly enough, I just opened my hydro bill from the past month- not shockingly, it is DOUBLE my usual!!! Guess that's all the proof I needed that my family members are keeping all the cold air from me!!!
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Unread 09-16-2011, 05:06 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Ladies this is great! I'm scheduled for TAH on 3 Oct, but had an abdominal myomectomy on 2 Oct 09...some of these hold true for that surgery as well...too funny!
  #407  
Unread 09-16-2011, 06:19 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

you are so hot that you want air conditioning on even though the temperature is 36 degrees!
And you open windows because you are so hot.
  #408  
Unread 09-22-2011, 01:39 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....you know all the words to all zillion episodes of blue's Clues because you'd watch anything to keep the youngsters from climbing you or climbing the counter or making a mess that you have to pick up!
  #409  
Unread 09-22-2011, 04:43 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

......when you get adhesions from your hyster and you get so constipated that when you have to take antibiotics for a sinus infection and you read the possible side effects, you jump up and down so excited hoping that you get the diarrhea they are warning you about.
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Unread 09-22-2011, 05:25 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

when a 60 year old woman ask if she can carry ur stuff while ur husband is trying to help you from the pharmacy to the truck, while ur holding ur stomache hoping u dont pass out from pain
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