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Unread 09-22-2011, 05:32 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

-When you can pee on your own without setting a timer every hour..
-When your son tells your husband, dont worry dad its just a lack of hormones, be patient.
-When you cry because you cant do anything but sit or lay around watching tv, and you realize you pay way too much for cable, cuz day time tv sucks!
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  #412  
Unread 11-14-2011, 05:02 PM
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... the dog runs across the street (no cars were near) and you don’t even try to hold him back or yell at him and you slowly saunter over to talk him into returning home ... and the neighbor he went to visit looks at you like you’ve lost your mind.

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Unread 11-14-2011, 06:25 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When almost two years later your 14 year old exclaims, Mom what happened to your buddha tummy!?
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Unread 11-14-2011, 07:46 PM
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When the first drive alone post-op is exhilarating, even if it's only to the local shop 8 blocks away - and it knocks you out for the rest of the day
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Unread 01-13-2012, 08:27 PM
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When your husband looks at you funny for a minute, trying to figure out what you are thinking and he says, "You want to snap my neck right now don't you?"
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Unread 02-26-2012, 12:14 PM
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When you ask your four year old son to shave your legs for you (electric razor) because you just can't take it anymore, but it's really not worth the risk of doing it yourself.
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Unread 02-26-2012, 07:52 PM
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Wending - That's hilarious!
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Unread 04-09-2012, 08:46 AM
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hahahah lol lol...this is the first time ive been here on this post...lol, all these are absolutely so very, very true after hysterectomy...oh my goodness i so very much needed to have some humor right about now..ime just over 4wks post op right now and my personal life is struggling and this is affecting my emotions and healing,,,i was actually looking in forums to see where i can post to vent my emotions in hopes for release,,,then i found this and thought i will look in here,,,and yep this is what i definitely needed at this time...sorry i dont have anything to add but say thankyou so much for the good ole giggles this morn, i absolutely connect with all of it...thankyou so very much ladies...
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Unread 04-09-2012, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by october1 View Post
......when you get adhesions from your hyster and you get so constipated that when you have to take antibiotics for a sinus infection and you read the possible side effects, you jump up and down so excited hoping that you get the diarrhea they are warning you about.
hahahahahahha love it hahahahahahah
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Unread 04-09-2012, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by ducky1127 View Post
OMG! I needed that laugh. UGH it hurts...where's my vicoden!! LOL
oh my goodness ime giggleing so hard but not really as i have to try to contain laughing so my tummy doesnt jiggle and hurt...hahahahah my eyes are tearing up ime giggling so much at this one,,as yep reminds me of when i was only about 1wk post op i talked with my dad via long distance on the telephone and he shared something with me that had me rolling in (contained) laughter and my belly was jiggling so much from laughing, and after all the big laughter was over my poor dad was so concerned about me laughing and he says, oh my i hope your okay from laughing (he was very worried now cuz he made me laugh so hard) and then i started laughing again and so did he that we were both worried that we laughed again hahahahahah lol too funny...
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