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  #421  
Unread 04-09-2012, 09:18 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

I have some of these symptoms now and I haven't had mine yet.

My family is wearing winter coats in the house because the windows are open.

And passing gas to me is like a boy saying the alphabet by burping
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  #422  
Unread 04-09-2012, 09:21 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by daisyforest View Post
When you are so happy you were able to have sex with your DH that you are giving HIGH 5's during the "sex act".

And you are smiling and almost crying cuz it doesn't feel like he is ripping you apart anymore and you realize you will have a sex life back!!

And you both are so happy you go out for breakfast!!!


Hang in there girls!



I so hope so ^^^^^5 that was funny.
  #423  
Unread 04-09-2012, 08:07 PM
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I'm 5 days post op and it hurts so bad to laugh but I can't stop reading!!
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  #424  
Unread 04-09-2012, 08:19 PM
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dont laugh so hard that you pull a stitch lol,,,this saying is such a common quote among many people who are in a group sharing good laughs....But to us who have had a hysterectomy we just may pull a stitch laughing..lol..truly lol...i guess i should have posted if you only have a few weeks post op please refrain from this post as its only for those who have healed stitches...lol...geesh now ime actually worried some ladies may actually have this happen to them,,,ime so sorry ladies i wasnt thinking when i shared this,,,i was only thinking of how good i felt after reading some of these funny post and i thought of so many ladies in here who are having a hard time and i only meant to put joy and laughter in your hearts....so please be careful in here....
  #425  
Unread 04-09-2012, 08:37 PM
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My first week post op, my dad and i were talking on the phone via long distance and he was asking how i was feeling after my hysterectomy, and i was sharing with him all the changes ive been through. And then after some time chatting my dad starts sharing a really funny situation he was in and we both started laughing so hard, and then my dad said, oh no are you okay to be laughing so hard (he was so scared i hurt myself laughing) and i said i hope so as ime touching my stomach,,and then my dad sounded so worried as he says to my mom who is in the background of the phone (he says, oh no i think i hurt her tummy) and i said laughter is good isnt it dad, and then we were both quiet for a few seconds, and then we both started laughing again...So you know you've had a hysterectomy when youseriously have to be careful not too laugh too hard as you may pull a stitch....
  #426  
Unread 04-09-2012, 08:58 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Soooo true! I avoided comedies for weeks!

You know you've had a hyster when you have to sneeze and you grab your tummy and sneeze toward the ground inviting many interesting looks from nearby strangers!
  #427  
Unread 04-09-2012, 10:13 PM
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you know you have had a hyster when you take great pride in putting on one sock
  #428  
Unread 04-09-2012, 10:40 PM
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You know you've had a hyster when you have Donelap...your swelly belly done lapped over your incision!
  #429  
Unread 04-10-2012, 07:20 AM
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hahahahah that one about the sock is absolutely so very true hahaha...the other day i got one sock on, and wait for it,,,,got one slipper on as well hahahah,,was way toooo tired to get the other sock on, so just slipped on my slipper,,lol,,and walked around with one sock and slippers for the morning, lol hahahah too funny...love it...Peace be with you today ladies...
  #430  
Unread 04-10-2012, 12:45 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hyster when every time you leave your house you are waiting for an ambush from the What Not To Wear people!!
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