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Unread 04-10-2012, 02:23 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

....you ask your son to pick something up for you for the millionth time and he says...."who knew your uterus was the source of all your strength!!"
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Unread 04-10-2012, 03:33 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by canadianchic View Post
....you ask your son to pick something up for you for the millionth time and he says...."who knew your uterus was the source of all your strength!!"
Brilliant! That boy of yours will go far! x
  #433  
Unread 04-10-2012, 03:33 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

These are great!

You know you've had a hysterectomy when:

...your activity level for the day can be measured by whether you look 1, 3, 5, or 7 months pregnant by bedtime

...you and your 60 year old mother have prune juice chugging contests

...you are jealous of your cat who can curl tightly into a ball and sleep for 18 hours a day

...your kids ask dad if they can leave for school before mom gets out of bed

...raisin bran is a staple now along with miralax, gas-ex and advil

...there is a good possibility you may slap the next person who compares their c-section recovery to your hysterectomy
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  #434  
Unread 04-10-2012, 08:53 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

This one is the best! I actually slid behind my 11 year old at one point!!

..when you grab hold of your belly in self-defense whenever something or someone is coming within 10 feet of you faster then the speed of a turtle.
  #435  
Unread 04-11-2012, 08:30 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when....

you can't tell your "what if my uterus falls out when...." jokes anymore!
  #436  
Unread 04-11-2012, 09:32 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....when you are sitting on the toilet (for a while!) and you look around the bathroom and actually fantasize about cleaning it!!
  #437  
Unread 04-11-2012, 10:22 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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...there is a good possibility you may slap the next person who compares their c-section recovery to your hysterectomy
hahahaha!!! OMG!! I so wanted to do that my first few days back at work!!!!
  #438  
Unread 04-11-2012, 10:27 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...your dog is more excited to see your best friend that's been the "dog walker" for over a month then she is to see you sitting on your butt...again...and staring at some show with people pulling catfish out of a river by hand

...you know you've had a hysterectomy when you just don't sweat the small stuff anymore!!! :-)
  #439  
Unread 04-11-2012, 06:51 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when;

You've been sitting for awhile doing "nothing" and cant figure out why your pelvic area is cramping?? and then remember " Oh yah i was doing my kegal exercises again and i forgot i was doing it, lol...as ive been doing kegal exercises over and over again for past 5wks, that ive gotten so used to just automatically doing them...and now ime forgetting to release as my mind wanders lol, hahahahaha
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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:45 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had a hysterectomy when at 1 week post op you feel the need to call your Mommy to tell her you took a poop!
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