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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When... HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Unread 04-11-2012, 11:59 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

....when you need to take a break while blow-drying your hair to put your face in the freezer so you don't pass out...
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Unread 04-13-2012, 06:25 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Too funny!!!
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Unread 04-13-2012, 08:04 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when....
Your hubby asks you what the name of that stuff you use to scour out the kitchen sink is called?
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Unread 04-14-2012, 11:17 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When your dog comes up to you as your sitting there as usual for past 5wks and lays her head on your pc keyboard, gives a huge sound of sighing and looks up to with such a look that says okay enough already ime bored, play with me lol lol
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Unread 04-14-2012, 11:30 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...your husbands first question to you when he walks through the door is, "So how are your hystersisters today?" :-)
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Unread 04-14-2012, 07:15 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Meka40-----That is too funny and so very true as i laugh and think about how my man asks me the same thing when he gets up in the morning, as ime up at like 4-5am in the morning as cant sleep, so when my man gets up he asks me so hows your hystersisters doing today, lol yep thats funny, yep thats when u know u have been spending too much time on the pc lol
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Unread 04-14-2012, 08:18 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

So looking forward to being able to have a poo party!! Bring on the prune juice! x
  #448  
Unread 04-14-2012, 08:42 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when your 11yr old yells "OMG it's colder then Antartica in here, turn on the heat" and you reply "Heck no, it's hotter then Haides, put on some more clothes!".
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Unread 04-14-2012, 10:51 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When the excuse "because I had a hysterectomy, that's why" never gets old and can be used as an answer to any type of request from friends/family/co-workers, etc.
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Unread 04-15-2012, 06:46 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

I love reading this part - especially at 5.00am in the morning, so here goes with my contribution ......


....when you rush at a snail's pace to the loo for the long awaited BM, only to find it's a lot of hot air - literally!

....when your feet are like blocks of ice, but your upper body is having it's own personal summer.

...when you don't ask your hubby to get a bottle of wine from the shop - you ask him to get a bottle of prune juice!

...the look on your hubby's face when you DON'T thank him for vacuming and polishing - well in the last 10 years he's never thanked me!

...when you can burp longer, louder and more frequently than your hubby and son!

...when you can't remember if you've brushed your teeth - this week!

....when you have a squirt of perfume because you haven't taken a shower for a week!

...when you pass the long mirror - admire your smaller tummy and then two hours later look in the mirror again, and think, "Did I just swallow a pillow?"

....when your brain and mouth won't work - and you ask your son to put some "thingy stuff in the square thing with the roundy bit that blows hot air" (aka Tumble dryer)

...when your son complains that the blue cloth leaves smears and dirt when cleaning the sink. (Honey you may be an aerospace engineer, but try rinsing the cloth!).

Love and laughs to you all x
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