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Unread 04-20-2012, 12:20 AM
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Keep em coming ladies - we all need a giggle at this time! Don't forget - laughter is the best form of medicine xxx

Just thought I'd share another one - this time about my hubby. Now, I'm sure most of you have a problem with a foggy head - can't remember things? Something you want to say just evaporates from your mind before your lips can form the words? ............ My hubby had been stressing for weeks about my forthcoming op - so much so, that he was convinced HE was developing Alzhiemers (he's 43) - couldn't remember things. Kept banging on about it (notice how HIS dliemma was more important than mine!) - anyway - off I crawl to the shop and get him some herbal tablets to help him improve his memory - job done, now let's concentrate on the forthcoming op you'd think - big fat no there! I asked him after a couple of weeks how the tablets were doing ................ they're not working, I keep forgetting to take them he said. Funny how he can remember when he needs to play golf with his buddies tho! Moral of this ........... girls we're in this together! Much love xxx
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Unread 04-20-2012, 01:21 AM
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LOL! I wish there was a like button :-P

...when you swear if you had roller skates on you would go zooming down the hospital corridor propelled by "natural gas."
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Unread 04-20-2012, 04:32 AM
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Your excited about the day you get to go grocery shopping again.
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Unread 04-20-2012, 07:52 AM
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When you use words like "who ha" and descriptions like "up yonder" when your father calls to check on you, because saying the word vagina in a conversation with your dad is something you thought you would never have to worry about.
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Unread 04-20-2012, 07:19 PM
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When you use words like "who ha" and descriptions like "up yonder" when your father calls to check on you, because saying the word vagina in a conversation with your dad is something you thought you would never have to worry about.

Grace i so know how that conversation goes hahaha lol...me and my dad were talking via long distance and yep thats about how it went hahahah lol..Thanku for the memory and giggle...
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Unread 04-20-2012, 08:16 PM
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Hahaha. Vagina is an everyday word now!

....when The nail polish in the tray on your nightstand is replaced with stool softeners, gas-x and Tylenol PM.
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Unread 04-21-2012, 06:37 AM
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Hahaha. Vagina is an everyday word now!

....when The nail polish in the tray on your nightstand is replaced with stool softeners, gas-x and Tylenol PM.

Nonna...hahahahha lol, thanks for the giggle, that a good one, lol
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Unread 04-21-2012, 10:23 PM
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... when you're computer battery dies and you just sit and cry
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Unread 04-21-2012, 10:52 PM
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lol No Hystersisters?? Aghhhhh!


....when sex with your DH is a scary thing even though you have been married for 20 years!
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Unread 04-22-2012, 03:53 AM
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When your trying to clean or pick up the house your told to sit down and rest
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