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Unread 12-22-2009, 08:41 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when your 15 year old daughter, who had obviously taken a LONG LONG LONG time to get up the courage, finally gets all red faced and blurts out "Will you still be able to CONSUMATE?"...

As IF this has ever been a subject we've discussed! Poor baby, that's when I realized how much she's been thinking about what I'm going through!

Yes I did take this an an opportunity to answer some questions for her!
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Unread 12-22-2009, 11:25 AM
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......when one of your legs looks like your DH, because you are to tired to shave the other
...when you compare your legs to your better half and realize your legs are hairy as his and you don't care
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Unread 12-22-2009, 11:46 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

......when you stand a cry because there isn't an electric cart available at the store you wanted to shop at and go home and send an email to said store complaining about it!
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  #44  
Unread 12-22-2009, 06:02 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

LOVED, LOVED, LOVED this thread!
  #45  
Unread 12-22-2009, 06:38 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you're folding laundry and realize that the big pile of sweatpants and tshirts and pajamas is yours....yep. That's all you wore last week

When shopping online is no longer fun (or financially possible!)
  #46  
Unread 12-22-2009, 08:31 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy .... you think it is perfectly acceptable to wear slippers out in public
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Unread 12-22-2009, 10:06 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when:

your couch potato child won't even sit on the couch with you to watch your limited supply of DVD's for the fifth time!

emptying the trash exhausts you like no marathon race ever has

the last time you saw your belly this huge and inflated your were eight months pregnant
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Unread 12-22-2009, 10:45 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...When you clean house like a 7 year old and slide everything under something with your feet and call it a day.

When you do finally shave for the first time you have to call the plumber to unclog the drain and he asks you "what did you do bathe a large dog recently?"

This one prolly only applies to me.....
When you invite the chickens in to clean the crumbs off the floor cos you can't vacuum, sweep or mop.

Whwn your hubby asks you "did you wear your furry boot slippers to bed?" cos you haven't shaved in what seems like ages.

When the remote fall off the couch or bed and you just sit there and watch the same channel all day long cos you just can't muster the energy to get it.
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Unread 12-23-2009, 01:29 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

OUCH! My belly is hurting from laughing so hard!!!

You know you had a hyster when you think a Depends undergarment is more comfortable than you thought it would be. I was scared to put the first one on. It's the only way I can survive the morning pee right now.

You know you had a hyster when your children/hubby say "again" for the umpteenth time as you walk by to go into the bathroom "again".

You know you had a hyster when your sister starts comparing your praises to those of a toddler! Celebrating pee, poop, passing gas, walking... (this was at the hospital still)

Thanks for the laugh!
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Unread 12-23-2009, 08:53 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you have a box fan turned on high, pointed directly at you in the middle of the coldest night yet!!!!

When you keep fussing at DH because HIS Dad keeps turning up the heat! (His wife is "cold" natured!) Give me a break, please go put on more clothes, I can't take anymore off!!! and that is with the fan directly in front of me!
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