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  #491  
Unread 05-14-2012, 04:06 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When your parents arrive to attend your graduation and you send them home with a bag full of pads and tampons for your sister-in-law and nieces... and you consider that a graduation present to yourself!
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  #492  
Unread 05-19-2012, 09:15 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Granny panties are looking better than Victoria secret
  #493  
Unread 05-19-2012, 09:48 PM
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Your waiting for permission from another adult (doctor) to be intimate with your husband
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  #494  
Unread 05-20-2012, 07:53 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You don't even bat an eye about talking about BMs, peeing, or sex with near strangers anymore!
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Unread 05-27-2012, 12:24 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When at doctors visits or er when they ask date of last menstrual cycle you have to take longer to figure it out then end up saying i had a hyster!!!

Watching birthcontrol commerials are now funny.

When i keep checking panties to make sure a period hasn't came

When you feel like your now a part of a new secret woman club
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Unread 05-27-2012, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by lissy78 View Post
When you feel like your now a part of a new secret woman club
so true
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Unread 05-31-2012, 06:29 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Some sister mentioned --you know you had a hyster when you develop a taste for hospital jello.

When everything tastes weird.

When hanging out with the dogs and cats, you learn what times of day are good for napping and when know precisely when the garbage truck comes.

When you go outside post-op to get some fresh air, and the neighbor has to point out there is a 400 lb bear a short distance away because your eyesight is so bad from the drugs and the anesthesia.

When the thought of running from a 400lb bear is funny.

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Unread 05-31-2012, 01:21 PM
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OMG - these are funny!
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Unread 05-31-2012, 02:14 PM
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You know you are bored from recovering from a hysterectomy when you envision all the crafts that you can make from your stash of tampons......tampon angels....tampon wreaths....maxi pad slippers....
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Unread 06-10-2012, 07:31 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You haven't put makeup on in so long, that when you do you actually think you look better without it....
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