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Unread 06-21-2012, 02:52 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you make sure you use the bathroom before leaving the house because your bladder does not have as much support as before and accidents can happen--especially when you sneeze!
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  #512  
Unread 06-25-2012, 09:14 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Lol, nice
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Unread 06-30-2012, 12:41 AM
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when people are giving you dirty looks because your children are handling the grocery shopping and you smile sweetly and say....."what can i say i'm lazy this was the only reason i had children".... while trying not to laugh!!
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Unread 06-30-2012, 01:36 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When your 71 year old mother adimently tells you to be careful when you're just trying to find the ketchup in the fridge(no bending or reaching)
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Unread 06-30-2012, 02:28 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hyster when you have a heating pad on your swelly belly & a fan AND a/c both are aimed at you bc your too hot.
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Unread 06-30-2012, 02:37 AM
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Pinkbud- LOVE the comment about the bear. I'm in NH & we are having sightings of black bears being reported daily on the local news (wouldnt have happened even a year or 2 ago).

You know you've had a hyster when you look at a pregnant cat in labor longingly- but only until she eats the placenta(s). Then you start thinking about when HER hyster is going to be.
(This was a stray that showed up in my yard 11days before she delivered & it was 4.5wks post-op for me.)
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Unread 06-30-2012, 08:23 AM
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When your grabbing on to the sink just to go poo!

Thats funny, stubbornunicorn!
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Unread 06-30-2012, 01:11 PM
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You know you've had a hyster when you have a heating pad on your swelly belly & a fan AND a/c both are aimed at you bc your too hot.
I love it!!

One day I had a heating pad on my belly and a cooling pad on my neck...my hubby just shook his head every time he looked over at me.
  #519  
Unread 06-30-2012, 06:51 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

LOL!! Last week I had a blanket on my ice cold feet and an icepack ontop of my head..my DH was giving me strange looks too!

You know you've had a hyster when your house is suddenly populated by tiny pillows. Trouble with Tribbles anyone?
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Unread 07-01-2012, 01:49 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you trip one something and the first thing you do is grab you tummy!
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