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Unread 07-03-2012, 12:32 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by Scaredycat04 View Post
When your son and hubby takes you to grocery store and you get excited. To be going out
Ha Ha I did that too

When you have to cover up your feet and legs because they are FREEZING and then you upper body goes postal on you with a hot flash from H E double hockey sticks, and then you go in to arctic snow gear mode since you now feel like you are on a episode of Deadliest catch in the for oppie season in the frozen Bering Sea!
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  #532  
Unread 07-03-2012, 04:43 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

That is the truth! One minute hot next your cold!
  #533  
Unread 07-06-2012, 08:35 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

ha! I start flushing in the face and my dh so wisely tells me to take the down blanket off of my legs, but I explain to him that I can't because I am freezing! Ha!
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  #534  
Unread 07-06-2012, 10:19 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you're a hyster sister when-
Every member of your house and several others have walked in on you showering or on toilet because you've been in there forever and you can't yell loud enough for them to hear so they panic..... Lol
  #535  
Unread 07-06-2012, 10:34 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you're a hyster sister when the only clothes that fit comfortably com from DH's closet!

When the highlight of your day is your BM!
When you have to refrain from posting about your BM on Facebook because you're so elated!
When some one asks you "where's the.." doesn't matter what it is unless it's a tiny pillow, stool softener, gas-x or lap top you have no idea and don't have to help find it!
  #536  
Unread 07-06-2012, 11:12 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hyster when the kids weigh your purse to make sure it isn't too heavy!


heaviest thing you've lifted in a week is your purse and DH even offers to carry it!
  #537  
Unread 07-07-2012, 08:31 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

One more.... You know you've had a hyster when you take longer on the bathroom than DH!
  #538  
Unread 07-07-2012, 10:28 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had a hyster when: you gladly volunteer to be last in a group to take a shower. After all, you wouldnt want any hot water anyway bc you prefer your showers at a water temperature that is more appropriate for drinking vs "bathing". (A plus of this- lower utility cost bc of less hot water getting used )
  #539  
Unread 07-08-2012, 08:15 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you start to miss your own cooking...
when you realise you can't wash your own feet in the shower without belly going ow...
when you can't reach your own feet to trim your toe nails (hint- give your toenails a good trim just before operation!)
when you wake up yet again every two hours or so just to turn over as your hips are sore and it is a military maneouvre...
when you envy someone being able to bend over and pick up something from the floor...
when you feel like your insides are rearranging themselves everytime you stand up from sitting...
Hystersisters becomes your best friend!
  #540  
Unread 07-08-2012, 08:22 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when your cats become moss and you are the stone...
when enough painkillers make you think that last sentence could be funny.
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