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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When... HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Unread 07-08-2012, 08:39 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you keep the long barbeque tongs handy for those things that drop on the floor (or to chase cats with)...
when you become a sofa dictator telling your family what chores need doing...
when you are still working out the best way to have a good bm - fruit/ fibre mix- water/ fruit juice, other... in week 4...
when you beg your DH to bring home your favourite biscuits from the supermarket and he comes home with some other sort of biscuits he likes
when you are utterly reliant on DH to get the groceries and he comes home with some weird things 'that were a bargain'!'
when you eat the dinner of the weird things that the DH makes you...
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  #542  
Unread 07-08-2012, 10:05 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Hi Daisy . LOVE your cat "moss" statement! My cat # actually multiplied during my recovery time- I had a stray cat show up- and of course she was pregnant. Very sweet cat- barely 9 months old according to the vet. I really didnt have the money to "keep" her- but I felt like there was a reason she showed up in MY life & THAT time. So, incl her & her 2 surviving kittens (there were only 3, but 1 died the 2nd day. Now almost 2weeks old) I have FIVE cats in my house! My family thinks Im nuts. But, I have to say caring for her & her little family has helped me in SO many ways. The biggest problem is that she (only 7lbs) TERRIFIES the other 2 cats (10lbs & 14+ chubster)- so not much moss on THIS rock lately.

Re: your hubby picking up odd "good deals"- it must mean you need to becone a "better sofa dictator" & make your "wishes/commands" clearer .
I love your posts!! Keep em coming.
  #543  
Unread 07-08-2012, 11:45 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you read your cats discharge papers say " ovario hysterectomy" and you feel empathy for her!
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  #544  
Unread 07-09-2012, 09:03 PM
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Molly50- ! Funny you say that bc our new cat (a stray we took in) almost needed an emergency "kitty- hyster" last week. Buying time with antibiotics right now bc they really want her kittens bigger ideally. When they mentioned the possibility I almost cried- to have 2 "little ones to nurse" & undergo that big surgery when the kittens were barely,a week old would've been so hard (on me too.). I truly believe she was "sent to me" during my recovery from my hyst for a reason. It has been fun "helping" her with the kittens.
  #545  
Unread 07-10-2012, 12:08 AM
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I too have had the joy of being a cat midwife in the past. My burmese girl had 4 babies and I resusitated one of them. My sweet little cat had been fixed but at the time they could only find one ovary/fallopian tube so we were very surprised to find her getting fat a few months later! Rare but does happen! Just shows cats have strange things happen with their female parts too! Sweet girl cat had her second fixing when kittens were nine weeks old and none since then!
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Unread 07-10-2012, 12:18 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You wish you had bought more stretchy baggy pants.
you have just laughed at a funny post then forget it a moment later (fog brain).
you burst into tears because you can't reach the back of the microwave to clean it.
you hope your cats will eat the crumbs under the table.
when using a hair dryer brings on a hot flash.
you hope a telemarketer will call so you can tell them how your day really is.
you text your best friend to tell her you can now cut your own toenails.
  #547  
Unread 07-10-2012, 02:51 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

I seriously feel like I about to bust a stitch..

I sure needed this laugh as I sit here without sleep for almost 2 days because I keep having to pee, no BM and leg pain...lol
Thanks ladies!
  #548  
Unread 07-10-2012, 02:52 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

hhaha...
  #549  
Unread 07-10-2012, 03:59 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you brag on facebook you walked to the mailbox with your dog and said mailbox is like 20 feet away
  #550  
Unread 07-10-2012, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Painfree214 View Post
You know you've had a hysterectomy when your sleeping in the recliner with your muffin top hanging out and someone comes to visit and you open one eye, grunt and go back to sleep!
OMG!! This so happened to me when the neighbor came to visit.. My hubby quickly apologized threw the newspaper over me that the neighbor had just brought in...lol
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