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Unread 07-15-2012, 07:41 PM
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Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You are getting really good at picking things off the floor with your toes because you can't bend over.

You actually wonder if there is a job out there for someone with your "toe talent".
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Unread 07-15-2012, 10:00 PM
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OMG!! This so happened to me when the neighbor came to visit.. My hubby quickly apologized threw the newspaper over me that the neighbor had just brought in...lol
LOL, Glad I wasn't alone!!
  #553  
Unread 07-16-2012, 12:24 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when your not allowed to go to your own home an you get cousin napped as you cousins wife is an ex-nurse and she won't let you go home on your own
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Unread 07-18-2012, 02:28 AM
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So funny, xoxoxo
  #555  
Unread 07-22-2012, 11:02 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...you look in your laundry basket and there are six pairs of pajamas, one "regular" outfit and NO socks.

...you have become adept at flipping dirty clothes off the floor with your foot and catching it, because you are not supposed to bend over.

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Unread 07-31-2012, 09:25 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when you're happy to pass gas around your boyfriend...after going in the other room to do it for over a year.
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Unread 08-03-2012, 11:32 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

you re-arrange how you sleep in bed so you get the most effective coverage of COLD AIR blowing on you from the ac. Dang &
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Unread 09-25-2012, 09:02 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you sneeze or cough, personal etiquette is out the window because you need both hands to hold your belly!!!
  #559  
Unread 09-25-2012, 09:04 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

....when the highlight AND culmination of your day is a shower and pain pill (in that order)!!!
  #560  
Unread 09-25-2012, 09:06 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

....when the nurse ENCOURAGES you to pass gas, and when you get home, you get dirty looks.
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