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  #561  
Unread 09-25-2012, 09:18 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....when you have your first poop, and want to clap and cheer like a 2 years old who just used the potty for the first time!!!!!
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Unread 09-25-2012, 09:20 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by Tillymay78 View Post
You haven't put makeup on in so long, that when you do you actually think you look better without it....
....or when you finally put it on, only to CRY IT OFF!!!
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Unread 09-25-2012, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Nonna4 View Post
When asked how you are doing you proceed to tell about your latest BM experience.
OMG!!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY, yet so true!!!!
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Unread 09-25-2012, 09:31 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

....when your dog gets so excited when you pick up the grabber, because she knows you're going to play fetch!!!
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Unread 09-25-2012, 12:51 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you realize your water bill has dropped by about 1/3 because you do less laundry. No more "crime scenes" to clean up after
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Unread 09-25-2012, 02:19 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Thanks all for making me laugh.
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Unread 09-25-2012, 02:26 PM
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.....when you are sitting on the toilet (for a while!) and you look around the bathroom and actually fantasize about cleaning it!!
So true
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Unread 10-02-2012, 08:32 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Sitting on a chair has become a 12 step process

You bond with the other people riding in scooters at the store
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Unread 10-03-2012, 10:09 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by jenjen21502 View Post
You know you've had a hyster when the kids weigh your purse to make sure it isn't

heaviest thing you've lifted in a week is your purse and DH even offers to carry it!
lol I so did that ! And also the lap top !
  #570  
Unread 10-04-2012, 06:45 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

you know you had a hysterectomy when you think about putting on your jeans and when you take them off the hanger and they have the line hagers make when hanging to long.
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