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  #581  
Unread 11-10-2012, 09:00 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You begin your sentences with, "On the forums today......" and they know EXACTLY you're talking about hystersisters. Or if they don't know, you look at them like there is something wrong with THEM!!
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Unread 11-11-2012, 02:42 PM
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When you wake up in the middle of the night and jerk your shirt off and throw it across the bedroom because you are so hot, but you leave your jammies and socks on,

When you smell yourself often to make sure you don't have bo. I mean who sweats this much and doesn't stink.

Realize your hubby is wonderful to help and you love him so much but then you realize it's a miracle he can wipe his own butt because he doesn't know where anything is toilet paper included. in the house he has lived in for 10 years.

When you hate the nurse that makes you suck air in the torture device after surgery because it just flippin hurts.

When your not exactly sure if it is the stitches itching so bad, or the jungle of pubic hair growing back because you are too tired and scared to shave that area.

Being able to tell people exactly what you think and blaming the reaction on hormones!
  #583  
Unread 11-11-2012, 03:14 PM
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Being able to tell people exactly what you think and blaming the reaction on hormones!
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Unread 11-11-2012, 05:39 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know when... You make sure all your silp-on shoes are ready for you when you get home from the hospital.
  #585  
Unread 11-18-2012, 06:10 AM
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I love all of these! I guess this is what I have to look forward to. God Bless all of you ladies!!!
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Unread 11-18-2012, 06:31 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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I love all of these! I guess this is what I have to look forward to. God Bless all of you ladies!!!
Yes. Pamper yourself and let them do the works for you. This is your time to be a Princess! Goodluck and heal good!
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Unread 11-18-2012, 07:46 PM
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Yes. Pamper yourself and let them do the works for you. This is your time to be a Princess! Goodluck and heal good!
Thank you! I don't have a date yet, but it's coming soon. I just had an emergency appendectomy and the surgeon said my "pelvis is a mess". I have Endometriosis and my organs are fused. This site has been a God-send for me. I thank all of you who've traveled the path before me.
  #588  
Unread 11-19-2012, 10:26 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you are married to a woman and she hasn't had a hyster yet, and everytime she says something to make you mad, you get to tease her about still having her period. (my poor wife! lol)
  #589  
Unread 11-20-2012, 02:31 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hyster when you moo during a bm
  #590  
Unread 11-20-2012, 06:44 AM
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You know you had a hysterectomy when the most comfortable seat in the house is the toilet!
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