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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When... HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Unread 12-23-2009, 10:09 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you're a HysterSister when ...

... you have to employ a three-point plan to get out of bed or into it!

... you're completely satisfied with pizza or Chinese food for Christmas dinner because you won't have the energy to make all the fixins!

... you teach your old dog a new trick: pick up the paper towels, crumbs, even the socks you drop -- and he does it! He's a genius! Now he follows me around the house to see what I'm going to drop next! (I discovered he really likes graham crackers!)

... your daily schedule is constrained by how long you can sit up, how far you can walk, or when you plan to take your daily constitutional!

... curling your hair takes several hours -- it can only be accomplished in between the aforementioned daily milestones!

... your friends drop off dinner, and you just roll over, not even bothering to check what it is!

... you ask your DH, "What's for dinner tonite?" and he has an answer!

... you finally get your appetite back, but everything tastes too sweet or too salty, so you go back to eating orange flavored Jello!

... you acquire a taste for the hospital Jello!

... you keep a notepad by the bed to jot down more ideas to post on this HUMOR thread!!!
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  #52  
Unread 12-23-2009, 10:26 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

..the drug store walk of shame to the male cashier is for personal lubricant instead of sanitary items.

..you can feel that unbearable belly itch but not the deep gouges your nails are creating trying to scratch it.

..you know where every public bathroom is in a 30 mile radius of your home.

..when you grab hold of your belly in self-defense whenever something or someone is coming within 10 feet of you faster then the speed of a turtle.
  #53  
Unread 12-23-2009, 11:33 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

This thread is hilarious. Should be on prescription.
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  #54  
Unread 12-23-2009, 12:46 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had a hyster when your're looking at those Gem channels looking to see how low those $3,000.00 items will be lowered too...........
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Unread 12-23-2009, 12:49 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know when you had a hyster when you have a BM and your glad you bum didn't tear off.....come on you know exactly what I mean
  #56  
Unread 12-23-2009, 04:43 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

Oh my gosh - I'm laughing so hard!
  #57  
Unread 12-23-2009, 05:19 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you find yourself in the grocery store staring at the arrowroot cookies thinking, THAT would be a good treat for the Holidays!
  #58  
Unread 12-23-2009, 05:26 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you walk around the house a few times and think - wow! what a workout!
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Unread 12-23-2009, 07:16 PM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

when female co-workers/friends start talking about being on their period, one just started, one just stopped; and you recite the last time you had yours - and everyone tells you to shut up...
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Unread 12-24-2009, 12:33 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

when you hear your 10 year old son complain about how often the floor gets dirty and why are there more dishes in the sink!

when you cry at all the commercials.

when you carry a little pillow with you everywhere you go.

when you take stool softeners like candy.

when you have acquired a taste for prune juice.

when you tell the kids to go outside and play... even if it is raining and 50 degrees.

when you try to weigh yourself to see how much weight you've lost since you don't have a uterus anymore. (how much does a uterus weight??)

when you watch the calendar to see when you would have started... so that you can be happy that you won't!

when you actually let the kids play with the tampons and use your old pads as stickers.
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