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HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When... HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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  #591  
Unread 11-28-2012, 09:26 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you live alone and are scared because you hear voices, but then you realize it's just your newly freed intestines making Chewbacca noises (because they're happy to no longer be smashed by a ginormous uterus and fibroid) .
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  #592  
Unread 12-28-2012, 10:11 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by pinigri View Post
YES! ... and highrise jeans
This is soooo true lol.
  #593  
Unread 12-28-2012, 10:17 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.....you gaze enviously at people who can just reach out and pick up a gallon of milk like it's no big deal.

...when it makes perfect sense that, 40-odd years after potty training, you're suddenly announcing to your mom that you pooped.

.....when you are packing an overnight bag and burst into tears of mixed joy and horror because you just realized you won't need to have a stash of pads, tampons and wetwipes in every piece of luggage you own.
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Unread 01-11-2013, 08:38 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you are sitting in the recliner laughing so hard with tears in your eyes and you REALLY have to pee. But you just can't stop reading this thread long enough to go
  #595  
Unread 01-11-2013, 08:50 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you've begun to think of your best pair of fleece pants as your "Dressy" sweats.
  #596  
Unread 01-11-2013, 09:33 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You go to the grocery store and take a picture of the feminine hygiene isle and send it to all your non-hyster sisters and gloat that you never have to go down this isle again.
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Unread 01-11-2013, 10:15 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Your laying in bed and start to worry that something is wrong because you haven't passed gas in the last 5 minutes.
  #598  
Unread 01-12-2013, 10:39 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a hysterectomy when you're grateful the dog ate the cat throw up. :/
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Unread 01-12-2013, 10:42 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by smileaday View Post
You know you've had a hysterectomy when you're grateful the dog ate the cat throw up. :/
Ewwww... But guess I'd be happy too since I know it would be a big ordeal to clean it up!
  #600  
Unread 01-12-2013, 11:09 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

..... you want a nap at 10am.
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