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  #611  
Unread 02-22-2013, 02:57 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when an ex boyfriend comes to visit and makes grocery runs for you and brings you food and checks up on you.

....when you've bought granny panties before surgery knowing you're going to need them

....when your teen son comes home from school and for the first time in years asks if you're ok, if there's anything he can do for you and maybe you should take a nap

...by the previous sentiment you're moved so much you cry for 30 minutes when pre-op 5 would do.
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  #612  
Unread 02-22-2013, 03:13 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by Bluer777 View Post
When you are excited to never need feminine products, only to find out your paying at least twice as much on hormone therapy.
and stool softners, laxitives, fiber powder, and bladder spasm meds!
  #613  
Unread 02-22-2013, 03:42 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

after reading more I thought of another

...when your teen takes a second shower of the day and you don't worry about the water usage because you're still either sponge bathing or just taking a nap instead
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Unread 03-05-2013, 08:06 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you start going threw old purses,luggage, vehicle glove box, camper k nooks and cranny's, first aide kits, and finding all different sizes of pads and tampons, and leaving them there cuz thy are great for first aid, and fire starters, emergency situations!! LOL!
  #615  
Unread 03-05-2013, 08:17 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you are at book club and discover that more of you do not have a uterus than have one.
  #616  
Unread 03-21-2013, 10:59 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...you use your toes more than your hands to pick things up off the floor because bending is not an option yet.
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Unread 03-23-2013, 07:38 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

Thought this was worth putting a reply on so more woman could read it and laugh. Long day for me today But here's my contribution
You know you've had a Hysterectomy when the luxury of wearing PJs all day has worn off.
  #618  
Unread 03-24-2013, 01:16 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...hubby wakes up and asks if I heard that noise. Yes it was my tummy gurgling!

...shambling around in the drug store makes you feel like an extra in The Walking Dead (tv show about zombies).

...a bm makes you deliriously happy.
  #619  
Unread 03-24-2013, 05:31 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you final realise you are no longer walking like a penguin!
  #620  
Unread 03-24-2013, 05:44 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When your finely well enough after over ten years to go through cupboards and your flat and have a good clear out of all the crap that's accumulated
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