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  #631  
Unread 03-31-2013, 11:06 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by canadianchic View Post
....you ask your son to pick something up for you for the millionth time and he says...."who knew your uterus was the source of all your strength!!"
I can see my Kiddo saying this to me. LOL

You know...when you laugh you have multiple toots as well.
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  #632  
Unread 03-31-2013, 12:10 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

... poor hubby is programmed forever to wake up at 3 am to give you pain meds!
  #633  
Unread 04-03-2013, 08:45 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...you smile, realizing you will never get another tampon stuck in the toilet! Heehee!
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  #634  
Unread 04-03-2013, 11:12 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when you find yourself bawling in the middle of the grocery store because it feels so good to be out, that you feel like a kid on a field trip.


Everybody looked at me like I was nuts.
  #635  
Unread 04-04-2013, 02:18 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...you look for your favourite baggy t-shirt until you realize you are wearing it.
  #636  
Unread 04-04-2013, 02:28 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

You get as excited as a kid about going swimming as you've not been able to get in a pool in years because you'd bleed almost constantly with no warning as to when your period would start or how heavy it would be
  #637  
Unread 04-04-2013, 04:12 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...your husband from northern Canada complains the house is too cold.
  #638  
Unread 04-04-2013, 04:28 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

...when your new bed time is ten a.m. And 1 p.m. And 6 p.m.

...when you don't let anyone see your legs, because you know someone is going to call you a Hobbit.

...when you think the phrase "bladder control" is an oxymoron.

...when the word "broccoli" makes you toddle from the room screaming "NOoooOOOOooooOOO."

...when taking a shower is the highlight of your day... a good thing, since it's the only thing you are able to do on that day.
  #639  
Unread 04-04-2013, 07:54 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When it's been a year and you think, " today is my anniversary" and nobody cares but your hystersisyters!"
  #640  
Unread 04-04-2013, 08:50 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

.. you actually understand your pathology report!
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