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Unread 05-04-2013, 10:07 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you want sex more than you did in college, and this time you can't do anything about it!!!

Thanks for the laughs girls!!

Ladyduncan02
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Unread 05-04-2013, 10:15 PM
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When the highlight of your day is a bm
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Unread 05-05-2013, 06:25 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

I've been laughing for five minutes at this one. Just keep reading it over and over. Thanks!!!! This us awesome. (And true)
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Ok. It's official. They have turned me into a man. All day I sit around flipping channels, farting, and wondering what someone is going to fix me for supper!!!
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Unread 05-05-2013, 08:42 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you have hot flash in a store and you have to repeat in your mind over and over "DO NOT TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!"
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Unread 05-05-2013, 10:38 PM
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....Or you realize "Wow....i should be getting a visit from Aunt flo right about now....but SHES NOT COMING!!!!
Haha, I just read this one and scrolled down and there was a progressive ad right below it, with that womans picture, u know the woman named flo
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Unread 05-06-2013, 07:02 AM
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When your so use to saying Oh my uterus when you get a lower pain. You go to say it and giggle nope not that anymore. I've caught myself saying this several times. And it cracks me up everytime
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Unread 05-06-2013, 10:57 AM
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When the only sex is when u scratch ur hubbys back and he says oh ya, that's the spot
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Unread 05-06-2013, 11:13 AM
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You know you've had a hysterectomy when...

...you start naming the dust bunnies.

...you celebrate because you can finally walk faster than your almost 80 year old Mother.

...your "cocktail" of choice is prune juice with a Gas-X chaser.

...your hubby's first question to you after work is, "So what are the Hysterectomy girls 'talking' about today?"

...you cry because... well... do you really need a reason????

...you've worn flip flops for weeks because just the thought of leaning over to tie your sneakers makes you cry!

...you have a party when you can finally go shopping ALL BY YOURSELF!!

...you just know someone snuck into your house and doubled the number of stairs between the up and downstairs.

...you can't stay awake when you're up but you can't sleep when you go to bed!

...you dream of the day when yoga pants and tank tops become black-tie formal wear!!

Happy Healing to all my Sisters! Here's a bit of advice (free of charge) from my Grams (who was an amazing & insightful woman) "It's always better to laugh about it than cry about it"! So I hope you've had a few laughs - but if you burst into tears instead, I understand that too!!
Oh ya awesome so funny, u should really private message me I would like to know the names of ur dustbunnys. That's great thanks for all the funnys, happy healing, I a just past one month from my surgery, hugs, and laughs
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Unread 05-06-2013, 12:44 PM
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So looking forward to being able to have a poo party!! Bring on the prune juice! x
Haha, byopj, bring ur own prun juice
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Unread 05-06-2013, 10:00 PM
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Ok. It's official. They have turned me into a man. All day I sit around flipping channels, farting, and wondering what someone is going to fix me for supper!!!
And these now r the days of our lives, for now! (Days Of Our Lives), haha so funny
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