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Unread 05-07-2013, 07:04 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When there are things scattered all over the house on the floor...items that you have dropped and cannot bend over to pick up!
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Unread 05-07-2013, 11:12 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you go shopping and stop at the feminine hygiene area just to stop and do a happy dance.

My 8 y/o boy gets embarrassed when I do this.
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Unread 05-20-2013, 10:24 AM
You know you're recovering from a hysterectomy when...

you google "how much does a 12 pack of soda weigh?".

It is so hard relying on everyone else, especially when you are naturally very independent. I thought I'd start this thread for those of us who have recently had surgery and are annoyed, I mean amused, by the recovery process. If we can't laugh about it, we might all cry!!! xoxo
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Unread 05-20-2013, 10:31 AM
Re: You know you're recovering from a hysterectomy when...

Every time you go to the bathroom you use the back of the toilet to sit and stand.

Doing laundry is a physical challenge that does not seem worth it, so you encourage the kids to do it or pick and sniff.

You get to drive! Exciting! You stop for a milkshake, since you are feeling like a treat! You have to open the door to get your stuff, since you cannot turn sideways!
  #665  
Unread 05-20-2013, 11:05 AM
Re: HUMOR - You know You Have Had a Hysterectomy When...

omg...and sneezing is the worst pain ever....
  #666  
Unread 05-20-2013, 11:49 AM
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Love these! Thanks for posting!!
  #667  
Unread 05-20-2013, 11:52 AM
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My life revolves around BMs and gas - and I'm not a bit concerned about everyone knowing.
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Unread 05-20-2013, 12:01 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When u never thought u would be more concerned about ur next BM and gas than when ur next period is comming
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Unread 05-20-2013, 12:22 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've Had a Hysterectomy When...

When you're in a doctor's office and start snickering when you spot that horrid, oversized mascera wand they use for cervical sampling because you've just realized that you'll never, ever have to face that again.
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Unread 05-26-2013, 03:59 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you're trying to decipher if the pressure in your lower belly is gas our the need to have a bm....I always chose the latter because I don't want any accidents.
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