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  #671  
Unread 05-26-2013, 04:50 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When after your BM, you feel so happy and comfortable but you are afraid to eat because you dont know when is the next one....
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  #672  
Unread 05-26-2013, 05:39 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you need a cherry-picker to get in and out of the car.
  #673  
Unread 06-01-2013, 12:11 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you're ready to go further than your recovery spot and the kids tell you it hadn't been 2 weeks yet.
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  #674  
Unread 06-08-2013, 01:09 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When the 3 major otc meds on the shopping list is ibuprofen, gas x and miralax!
  #675  
Unread 06-08-2013, 07:50 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you know how much you've done in a day by how far your belly is sticking out.
  #676  
Unread 06-23-2013, 05:42 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

... when you feel just as tired when you wake up as you did when you went to sleep

... when you congratulate yourself after every BM

... when you haven't worn a pair of knickers (under pants) for weeks

... when your most used word is 'sorry'... 'sorry can you pick that up for me', 'sorry I don't feel like going to the movies', 'sorry can you get me a blanket'

... when you can stay home for 2 whole weeks off work and get paid for watching Wimbledon every day (well except the middle Sunday unless it rains) :-)

... when having a shower feels like running a marathon

... when your heart is racing after a BM

... when you take a walk in the rain, just to ensure you get your exercise
  #677  
Unread 06-23-2013, 08:59 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

This site has been so helpful!

You know you've had a hysterectomy when you DD(8) picks out your cloths for you.

When you're never in the bathroom alone for long. Everyone comes to check on you!
  #678  
Unread 08-05-2013, 10:22 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You get a 2 week paid vacation complete with friends and family waiting on you with the snap of your fingers. Only the pain meds are so good, you can't feel your fingers.
  #679  
Unread 08-06-2013, 12:13 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you've arrange to have your king sized duvet cut down the middle and sewn back together......... HIS & HERS!!

For..... him 9.5tog
For......her 4.5tog

Oh yeah it's happening and the bedroom ceiling fan is on level 3 all the time and you just escape there after having a warm drink or hot meal as your internal combustion engine is kicking out a fitness full of heat - AGAIN!

When you have all the doors and windows open for a through draft when its 15 degrees out JUST so that you and try to sit at the table and eat a hot meal with family who laugh when your face is looking like its got major sunburn, lol

Funny days and days and days as We can't remember what's nights were because we're awake through most of them
  #680  
Unread 08-06-2013, 02:54 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you want to wake your soundly sleeping SO just because they can sleep 10hrs straight and you can manage more than 4!! ;-)
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