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  #681  
Unread 08-06-2013, 04:34 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

you keep expecting that bleeding to happen . . . and it never does and crazily you are still getting your head around no heavy two weekly bleeding cause is was your normal . . .
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  #682  
Unread 08-06-2013, 09:51 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you curse out majority of your friends for no reason at all.then apologize and hour later in tears

When you tell your best friend happy birthday....a month late.

When your children beg you to have a beer so you can stop yelling! Lol
  #683  
Unread 08-06-2013, 06:07 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you find yourself being hypercritical for no reason, then realize that it's PMS and there will not be any bleeding after.
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  #684  
Unread 09-01-2013, 06:57 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

when you go to the store and some ask how far along you are and you say just gave birth to my female pluming 4 weeks ago
  #685  
Unread 09-03-2013, 04:39 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by si0dj8 View Post
when you go to the store and some ask how far along you are and you say just gave birth to my female pluming 4 weeks ago
Haha, good one hey do u mind if I use that do you? Lol
  #686  
Unread 09-03-2013, 04:43 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

Oh yes please do and let me know their reaction! Lol
  #687  
Unread 09-03-2013, 04:46 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by si0dj8 View Post
Oh yes please do and let me know their reaction! Lol
Oh yes certainty, people re always surprised when I tell them I had the surgery, so this will be very fun lol, keep them coming lasts :-)
  #688  
Unread 09-04-2013, 12:14 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When there are two sets of cover on a king size bed... sheet for mine...sheet comforter and thermal blanket on his.

When DH comes in to annouce he made biscuits and they are flat (used the wrong flour)

When you walk around yelling its hot and everyone else in the house has on winter attire.

When you cry because you can't pick up the dog food bag and your 12 yr old has to.
  #689  
Unread 09-04-2013, 04:09 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

when you talk slowly esp on the phone because if you dont you will gasp for air later....

when your children gathered around you while you are eating just in case you need something...

when you send a text to your DH and.children while you in the room because you dont have energy to talk
  #690  
Unread 09-18-2013, 10:50 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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Originally Posted by gotawolf View Post
When you are buying pretty panties that you know will never get ruined again and you are giggling because of it and crying from the pain of giggling all at the same time. Here's the kicker the people around you are staring at you as if you have 3 heads. Lol
Loooooool love it
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