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Unread 01-14-2014, 08:32 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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...when you've begun to think of your best pair of fleece pants as your "Dressy" sweats.
This one has me in stitches!!! Lol
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Unread 01-14-2014, 09:46 PM
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When your mom and sisters are visiting you, and you exit the bathroom and announce with pride that you just had your first bm, and everyone applauds. That was a great moment lol
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Unread 01-14-2014, 10:39 PM
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Spend the weeks before shopping for over-sized granny panties, maternity pants, yoga pants, sweat pants & you accessorize with a belly binder!!
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Unread 01-23-2014, 12:06 PM
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You know you've had a hyster when being able to go downstairs for Christmas is the present you've told everyone about.
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Unread 02-28-2014, 10:00 PM
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You go to pharmacy for pain meds and the lady announces in a loud voice to all the other workers - "this lady had a hysterectomy last week" and they all gather rond and praise you for your ability to get out bed and be driven somewhere .. And you feel proud and happily listen to their advice re BM and fibre for next 10 minutes because 1) you finally have the time and 2) this is probably your only chance at social interaction outside house for weeks!!
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Unread 02-28-2014, 10:39 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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You can relate to almost everything people are talking about on this site....
LOL!!! Amen to that!!! I love it!
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Unread 02-28-2014, 10:42 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

This site is just hilarious !! I wish I had found earlier or maybe not! It would have hurt my abdomin! I can relate to all of this!!!
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Unread 02-28-2014, 10:50 PM
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LOL, that happened with my poinsettias!


...when the sheets have to be changed more often than your undies

...when you become friends with all the telemarketers because your family doesn't want to hear another word about peeing and pooping

...when you no longer get any telemarketing calls at all beause they too are tired of hearing about peeing and pooping
Telemarketers, our best friends!!!
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Unread 02-28-2014, 10:57 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You know when you've HAD a Hysterectomy when you're sitting in your hospital room, 3 days post-op at 12:50 a.m. and stopping yourself from giggling outloud and literally not 'splitting your gut' while reading the HysterSisters "You know you've HAD a hysterectomy when" forum posts!!! LOL!

You guys are the best!
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Unread 03-01-2014, 06:46 AM
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Chocolate bullets are now a health food and have no guilt factor because the licorice is a natural stool softener and the chocolate releases endorphins and you tell that to everyone you offer one to ..
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