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  #701  
Unread 03-03-2014, 09:11 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You know you've had a Hysterectomy when.........

You have as much pride in your first poop as you did your first born.
Your dearly beloved's new favorite saying is "Did you drink your prune juice?"
You are finally not embarrassed to wear pj's or strectchy pants in public.
Your favorite pillow doesn't leave your side.
You have discovered you are now one of those little old ladies in the grocery store that is always in the way and walks hunched over at a snails pace.
You are always reaching for the camera so you can take pictures of your dearly beloved doing dishes, carrying a laundry basket, burning supper, cleaning the litter box, and all the other things you have never seen him do before.
You freak out because your dearly beloved didn't make your soup right, and realize you are the only one that can cook in your household.
You look at your floors and for the first time in your life think ...... so they are dirty,..... who cares, and walk away.
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  #702  
Unread 03-04-2014, 02:29 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You know you are a hyster sister when during this polar vortex, you are driving down the highway without a coat, heat off, and window down!!! Not just cracked open, all the way down!!
  #703  
Unread 03-04-2014, 03:06 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

Ain't that the truth!
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  #704  
Unread 03-04-2014, 06:53 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had a hysterectomy when.. you are as proud of pooping as you were when your first born had a bm...
.. or you snicker as you pass by 'the isle" in the store, knowing you never have to go back there again
  #705  
Unread 03-04-2014, 06:56 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

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.. or you snicker as you pass by 'the isle" in the store, knowing you never have to go back there again
I did that just tonight in Walgreens! Ha!
  #706  
Unread 03-04-2014, 08:25 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You know you had a hysterectomy when you finally realize why you do most of the cooking in the house and not your hubby.
  #707  
Unread 03-04-2014, 08:29 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you ask your DH, what's for dinner ?

Or when you try to figure out, surely I can use these pads for something ? Incidently , add water to them and throw in freezer, works great on a migraine, cut up the liners to use for makeup smudges or when eye liner gets out of bounds. Great for wiping up spills or bugs in the window lol
  #708  
Unread 03-06-2014, 05:33 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you enviously watch your 17 year-old shovel your huge driveway after a blizzard because it looks like so much fun.

When you are angry that your principal didn't call you to tell you you didn't have to come into work because of the blizzard only to remember that you are still on medical leave and wouldn't have been going in to work anyway.

When your cat thinks the reason you keep doing laps is so that he can stalk you and pounce on your legs.
  #709  
Unread 03-06-2014, 06:46 PM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

You make up a gift basket for your daughter of all the tampons you've found stashed in bags, clothes, drawers and cupboards and know she'll laugh because it's worth a small fortune
  #710  
Unread 03-07-2014, 06:54 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

When you realize that you have more jogging pants, and stretchy pants then you do shoes!
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