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Unread 10-22-2014, 09:50 PM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

you look pregnant when you don't even have a uterus! Lol (still 4 months post op!! &#128563
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Unread 10-23-2014, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by NavisiaKatu View Post
When instead of getting excited for delivering a long awaited package, you silently curse him because all you can do is stare at it from the doorway because it's over 10 lbs and no one is home to help you.
that's so true. Bahhaha
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Unread 10-23-2014, 12:23 AM
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I am just over 5months post op, with a 4 inch verticle incision. My boyfriend made a comment the other day, I thought was funny and had to share......... You know you've had a hysterectomy when you new favourite word is "Incision". My incision is itchy. My incision is red. My incision is sore. Come look at my incision. My incision is really itchy. Does my incision look funny? I think I have a sore spot on my incision. I can't wear undies with thick waistbands anymore cus it hurts my incision. Did I mention my incision is always itchy. My dear bf is right. Every day my incision reminds me of what I went through. My waistband on my undies or jeans are digging in, or God forbid the horrible itchiness. If this is the worst I have to deal with I shouldn't complain. I hope everyone is recovering well. Cheers.
This Is so the way I do my oldest daughter she a RN. And my hubby.
I had to call my daughter & read her this she said now at least she knows I'm normal. Lol..
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Unread 10-23-2014, 06:25 AM
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When the end of the day comes and the first thing to come off is not the bra from under the shirt but the, creeping, biting, viscous panty band from the abdomen you were so sure would look like the ______ lingerie model after surgery but instead an ebb and flow swelly belly.
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Unread 10-26-2014, 01:41 PM
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You know you've had a hysterectomy when your husband offers to do the "poopy dance" because I haven't pooped yet and the crazy thing is...it works!
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Unread 10-27-2014, 06:26 PM
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You know you've had a hysterectomy when your husband offers to do the "poopy dance" because I haven't pooped yet and the crazy thing is...it works!
Now there is a husband who supports his wife! ; )
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Unread 10-27-2014, 09:49 PM
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You know you have had a hysterectomy when your husband used to stink you out of the room with his farts, and now you stink him out of the entire house with yours. I sure can rip them pretty good right now, it is funny!!!
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Unread 10-28-2014, 12:02 AM
Re: HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

you know you've had a hysterectomy when you wake yourself up yelling "I dont want to be a princess. I don't want to be a princess. I DON'T WANT TO BE A PRINCESS."
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Unread 10-28-2014, 07:46 AM
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The first time you drive somewhere alone, overdo it and then contemplate calling hubby to come get you cause you are just too exhausted to drive back home.
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Unread 10-28-2014, 10:07 AM
HUMOR: You know You've HAD a Hysterectomy When...

That's funny!

My gas issues actually calmed down since the hysterectomy. I told my dh it was fibroid farts and I think I was right LOL
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You know you have had a hysterectomy when your husband used to stink you out of the room with his farts, and now you stink him out of the entire house with yours. I sure can rip them pretty good right now, it is funny!!!
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