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Unread 06-29-2010, 07:36 PM
Pre-op humor

I was telling my DH about the watermellon idea and he said "Oh good one!"
Then I said something else and he said he wanted to make a list of stuff to have here and to bring. So he got some paper and a pen and starts writing very seriously.

I start listing:
gown
slippers
toothbrush (he's writing furiously)


cotton balls, fire extinguisher, bag of marbles.

Him: wait...what! stop! That's not funny!

Me: Barry Manilow's greatest hits volume 1 through 4 except 3. . . envelope of active dry yeast but not the quick rise stuff...

Him: Stop that! I want a serious list

Me: banjo, fog machine, some of those drink umbrellas.

Now he's not making a list.
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Unread 06-29-2010, 08:23 PM
Re: Pre-op humor

LOL! I love that! I'm gonna try it on my mom.
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Unread 06-29-2010, 11:13 PM
Re: Pre-op humor

LOL that would be me making my list. lol
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Unread 06-29-2010, 11:27 PM
Re: Pre-op humor

Awesome!!! That had me cracking up! LOL!

Fog machine is what finally made me snort.
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Unread 06-29-2010, 11:28 PM
Re: Pre-op humor

What would be really funny is if he bought you half the things on your list. The inexpensive stuff
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Unread 06-30-2010, 01:55 AM
Re: Pre-op humor

Just read your list to DH. He was trying to get to sleep. Maybe after he stops snorting he will be able to sleep. he is still mumbling fog machine.
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Unread 06-30-2010, 07:25 AM
Re: Pre-op humor

LOL !!!! Need a smile before leaving and that was awesome!! HA HA HA
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Unread 06-30-2010, 08:15 AM
Re: Pre-op humor

Ha ha, that's great.

Adding to it....

Discoball
bugspray
matthew mcconaughey
brad pitt
vuvuzela horn




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Unread 06-30-2010, 10:01 AM
Re: Pre-op humor

I'm writing a note that I'm going to ask my post-op nurse to attach to my gown for my boyfriend that states:

Don't not disturb unless it's with a...
Venti Iced Quad Sugar Free Vanilla Non Fat 4 Splenda Latte

Hahaha!
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Unread 06-30-2010, 10:48 AM
Re: Pre-op humor

ooh! I would love a discoball in my room.


Thanks for laughing. I'm usually serious and into planning so when I make a joke my victim is thrown off guard.
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