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Unread 07-26-2010, 08:11 PM
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When I had my lavh prior to surgery in the or I asked my Dr. If he went home and told his wife he couldn't have sex with her because he had been elbow deep in vaginas all day. The nurse said everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't start for a few minutes. I have another surgery tomorrow and I hope I don't repeat that performance and say something dumb again lol!
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Unread 07-26-2010, 08:21 PM
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When I had my lavh prior to surgery in the or I asked my Dr. If he went home and told his wife he couldn't have sex with her because he had been elbow deep in vaginas all day. The nurse said everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't start for a few minutes. I have another surgery tomorrow and I hope I don't repeat that performance and say something dumb again lol!
BUWHAHAH!

But truly, you asked something I have always wondered!
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Unread 07-26-2010, 09:53 PM
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Lol I know right? Me too. Maybe I will find out tomorrow ha ha lol
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Unread 07-26-2010, 09:54 PM
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Okay, this isn't from my hysterectomy as I haven't had it yet, but during one of my many laporoscopies I had a good one. My family frequently reminds me of this so I hope it's a good mood lifter! I was half under and wheeled into the operating room gushing about the beautiful lights and were we making a movie. Wait, it gets better. Minutes later my dr was waking me up saying I was all done and on the way to recovery. I called him an ***hole and it wasn't funny kidding me like that when we just got in there. Apparently we had been in there for 4 1/2 hours. Thankfully he has a good sense of humor. Good thing I can laugh about it now and here's hoping I don't have a repeat when I go in next month!
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Unread 07-26-2010, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoli76 View Post
When I had my lavh prior to surgery in the or I asked my Dr. If he went home and told his wife he couldn't have sex with her because he had been elbow deep in vaginas all day. The nurse said everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't start for a few minutes. I have another surgery tomorrow and I hope I don't repeat that performance and say something dumb again lol!
Stoli, you just about had me peeing in my pants with that one!!!!!! Best wishes tomorrow!
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Unread 07-26-2010, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Stoli76 View Post
When I had my lavh prior to surgery in the or I asked my Dr. If he went home and told his wife he couldn't have sex with her because he had been elbow deep in vaginas all day. The nurse said everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't start for a few minutes. I have another surgery tomorrow and I hope I don't repeat that performance and say something dumb again lol!
OMG! I bet the OR team enjoyed that bit of comic relief!
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Unread 07-29-2010, 12:41 AM
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I was kept very heavily medicated the 2 days in the hospital. (Morphine and Diladid together) I remember kicking my 3 children out of the hospital room saying a hospital is no place for a child, and not being nice about it! a friend showed up and i told her it wasn't appropriate for her to be there. I had asked her to come see me so don't know what was up with that. And I remember telling the nurse that not holding food for 24 hours was stupid and refussed to eat the whole 2 days but made my sister and dh bring me starbucks. I then told my dr. that he had done a great job and i felt he was working to hard and needed to go home and not come back for 3 days! I then insisted he looks just like one of the dr.s on that show "Dr's" ,the young cute one.!
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