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Unread 11-02-2001, 06:20 AM
Drug-induced funnies...

My kids (I have 5 ranging from 21 down to 12 yrs) 'fessed up last night... apparently the day after my surgery I phoned home. I must have just got my jolt of Morphine because apparently I didn't even say "hi" to them but rather I blurted --

"Has anyone there seen a uterus? Mine is missing and I can't find it!" broke out laughing and then hung up on them.

They didn't want to tell me about my antics too soon because they knew that hard laughter would hurt.
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Unread 11-02-2001, 06:24 AM
too funny

That is just too funny. Thank you for sharing that with us.

Unread 11-02-2001, 07:13 AM
Drug-induced funnies...

I know what you mean....That morphine is heavy stuff!!! The nite of my surgery, my sister and her boyfriend were in to see me. I turned to my sister (43 yrs old) and said, "Isn't it time you pick out your movie for bedtime?" She died laughing. I looked at her and said "Oh my god, I thought you were Haley!" My 4 year old daughter. Then her boyfriend was talking about what hopspital his son was born in. I said, "Oh ya, that would be a good thing to put the coins in!" What?????? I was totally out of it. Kind of scarey!!!! Makes me wonder how anyone can get addicted to those heavy duty drugs! God knows I'll never have to worry about! GROSS!!!!!!
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Unread 11-02-2001, 07:26 AM
Drug-induced funnies...

I was on morphine. The first they had me sit in the chair they left me there for hours. I kept hitting the morphine button. My mom came and I was so drugged and kept falling asleep. All of a sudden I started laughng My mom said she asked me what was wrong. I told her I could see her behind the curtain trying to play peek a boo with me and I didn't want to play. I also woke myself up alot talking to people who werent there.
Unread 11-02-2001, 07:55 AM
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