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Unread 01-05-2011, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by drafter29 View Post
I think those things multiply like rats. I'm finding them in old purses, luggage, dresser drawers... everywhere.

Why couldn't they do that when I used them?
so true... but I did find a use for them, a few weeks ago one of my grand daughters (she is only 4) was spending the night, she woke up and a major nose bleed (she gets them all the time) I could not get her to stay still and hold her nose, so I rememberd I had some slim tamponds, I cut it down, it fit purfect, and about 15 mins later we were all good. So guess I'll keep some of the slims around for her nose...LOL
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Unread 01-05-2011, 09:13 AM
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I was given a written order by my Dr. that I could have my piercing jewelry put back in after I used the toilet. When the nurse came in ( shes is about 25, I'm 47) she said thats cool you have a belly button piercing..when I told here where the piercings were, she was dumbfounded then shook her head. When she left after helping me replace the jewelry, I over heard her tell another nurse..Old lady in there got jewelry thats too dang cool... It gave me such joy to know that for a few minutes I was a cool old lady.
Unread 01-13-2011, 12:06 AM
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O.k. so this is more fibroid related than just hyst related. But I was talking on the phone with my friend today. (She had a small fibroid removed a while ago because it was causing her problems, but only had the one, and not the monsters like I've got.) Anyway she asked "So have you named them yet?"
Named my fibroids?? I hadn't thought of that one. She said yah, you should totally name them! I laughed and then thought. You know maybe I should name them after my ex-boyfriends! Maybe I'll have to have a talk with them about how I know they're really attached to me and all but our relationship really isn't working out for me anymore and I'm going to have to end it.

We had a good laugh about that one. It was great to feel like I'd found my sense of humor again. O.k. so it had a few dust bunnies on it from where it rolled under the couch, but I found it!
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Unread 01-14-2011, 03:11 PM
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A woman tells her doctor " I want a hysterectomy."

The doctor asks " Why Mrs. Koslowski, you're 77 years old?"

She tells him " I don't want any grandchildren."
Unread 05-06-2013, 11:10 AM
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This is sooo true! Thank you for the laugh!

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