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HUMOR: Any funny Castle stories to share? HUMOR: Any funny Castle stories to share?

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Unread 04-07-2011, 09:08 AM
HUMOR: Any funny Castle stories to share?

Some days you just need a bit of a laugh to get thru the day. I thought maybe we could share some stories that make us laugh now even if they didn't seem too funny at the time!!

I had my LAVH on 3/22 and while I was waiting to be taken down for my surgery, our pastor came to visit to offer support and prayers. He had only been there a few moments when one of the pre-op nurses came in to take my vitals and ask me a "few questions". My pastor asked her if he should step out of the room and she told him no that it would be ok if he stayed.

She then proceeded to ask me "When was your last bowel movement?" - I turn red, my pastor turned red, my DH's mouth drops open!!! - I tell her "this morning". (If you're wonderining why the pastor doesn't leave now - he's stuck BEHIND the door and a stream of other people are coming in to start IVs etc.)

Nurse, "Was it normal?"
Me, "Um, yes." (more reddening of all parties except nurse of course.)

Nurse, "When was your last period?"
Me, "the 7th." (me wishing the floor would open - my poor pastor now redder than any human being I have ever seen!!)

Now adding to this, my mother who is an RN herself was in the corner about to choke trying not to laugh out loud.

By the time"Nurse I Don't have a Clue" gets finished, my poor pastor (bless his heart) cleared his throat, stated that he needed to get over to the ICU to visit another church family, said a prayer with us, and practically RAN out of the room!!

I can look back on the whole thing now and laugh - I just hope I don't end up in a sermon some day!!!

Hope everyone is doing well and that we can all look back on this experience/journey and find some humor in it to help us thru.

Take care Sisters and God Bless!
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Unread 04-07-2011, 09:18 AM
Re: HUMOR: Any funny Castle stories to share?

Your poor Pastor LOL

On my second day at the hospital i still had not had a bowel movement so early in the morning my nurse who was so wonderful, bless her, told me if I had not gone by late afternoon she would give me something to help it along. So around lunchtime my fiance' and my 13yr old son show up to visit awhile. My son notices I didn't eat much and asked if it was cuz the food was bad, I said no I just don't feel so good.....I have to erm go but can't, he starts to giggle like any teen boy would when you mention stuff like that. So in walks my nurse with rubber gloves on up to her elbow...and suppository in hand...my fiance' gets up to walk out of the room and my son is still sitting there....he had no clue what was going on......so i said if you want to stay it's up to you but don't think you'll like to see this LOL
When she told me to roll over he pracitally ran from the room, then i hear them laughing in the hall......i got in a fit of the giggles....mind you it from laughing so hard it didn't take long to move things along!
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Unread 06-10-2011, 04:12 AM
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The day after my Tah my Mom and two sisters were visiting me. I grabed my tummy pillow because I felt a sneeze coming on. Suddenly Mom sneezed. One of my sisters says "What a nice Mother, she sneezed so you wouldn't. She didn't want you to hurt." I said "If she was a really nice Mother she would have had the hysterectomy for me." Mom answered "I'm not that nice."
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Unread 06-10-2011, 04:15 AM
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Hvad your Mom sounds a lot like mine!!
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Unread 07-05-2011, 09:50 AM
Re: HUMOR: Any funny Castle stories to share?

I've never been to the castle or put under other than my wisdom teeth. I'm kinda nervous because apparently I think I'm some sort of comedian when I'm under. When my roommate was allowed back to get me after my wisdom teeth she hears me talking as she walks into the room.

me "Do you think I'll be able to play the piano when I get home?"
Dr "Sure"
me "That's awesome! I didn't know how to play when I came here!"

He looks at her and says that I have told them that 6 times already!

I can't wait to see how I humor everyone this time! :-)
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Unread 10-02-2011, 01:02 PM
Re: HUMOR: Any funny Castle stories to share?

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Originally Posted by KatyBugGA View Post
I've never been to the castle or put under other than my wisdom teeth. I'm kinda nervous because apparently I think I'm some sort of comedian when I'm under. When my roommate was allowed back to get me after my wisdom teeth she hears me talking as she walks into the room.

me "Do you think I'll be able to play the piano when I get home?"
Dr "Sure"
me "That's awesome! I didn't know how to play when I came here!"

He looks at her and says that I have told them that 6 times already!

I can't wait to see how I humor everyone this time! :-)
Oh, these are so funny!! I wish there were more experiences on this thread. Unfortunately, I didn't have anything funny happen to me.
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Unread 10-02-2011, 02:02 PM
Re: HUMOR: Any funny Castle stories to share?

A funny thing happened every time the nurses raised the head of my bed to help me sit up.....I burped the whole way up, almost EVERY time. It got pretty funny.
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