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Unread 05-10-2011, 11:00 PM
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My dr had come in to do a check up the morning after Hysterectomy. She wanted me to sit up and get in the chair. I tried so hard but the pain was so severe that I fell forward. She caught me in the nick of time while I was threatening to vomit on her. She was stretched out in her business attire trying to reach the nurse call button while holding me up. She fumbled what seemed to be forever. Once she got it, she didn't know how it worked LOLOL. Ypu mean the big red button didn't register? The nurse came, doctor gave more pain meds (was stingy to begin with) and I got to stay a bit longer until I could actually sit up.
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Unread 08-28-2011, 10:58 PM
Humor ~ Funny Moment to Share?

Let me see....
Oh yes, I went to see my doctor after my mini granulation surgery.
He had told me after the surgery not to have sex for 6 weeks.

August 24 was approximately week 5 1/2, and it was our check up time for the "all clear" for sex and swimming from the gyn/oncologist.

I go in there and he examines me with his nurse. His nurse leaves after the vag exam so that we can talk privately.

He says professionally and tentatively: Well, Suzi, how has sex been with your DH?? I wanted to laugh, because didn't he remember that he told me not to have sex? So I told him that. He said: "Well did you have sex anyway???"
"No," I said. I figured the making out we did didn't count, since it wasn't intercourse,LOL. So I told him: "No, we haven't had sex for 6 weeks, but you can bet we're going to have it tonight."

TMI, but funny question.
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