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  #31  
Unread 09-15-2011, 07:54 AM
Small Ridiculous Moments

Aw come on you guys, now I have to get up and find a tissue to wipe my eyes. Best wishes
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  #32  
Unread 10-27-2011, 06:38 PM
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I figure my fibroids must be male because only a dude could put a woman through so much hell. LOL
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Unread 10-27-2011, 07:33 PM
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Arawyn, you stole my line.
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  #34  
Unread 10-27-2011, 09:01 PM
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Did I? Well I have to agree for sure!!!
  #35  
Unread 10-28-2011, 03:20 PM
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This thread is the best! Most fun I've had all day - wish I could contribute. Maybe later.
  #36  
Unread 10-28-2011, 06:40 PM
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Ya know it will be 3 yrs since my hyster come December and I still love reading this stuff!!
  #37  
Unread 10-28-2011, 08:48 PM
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This has been the funniest thing I have seen all day! Thanks for the smiles!

My story begins when waking in the recovery room. I can hear the nurse arguing with someone on the phone about giving my room away. She says I really shouldn't take her out of recovery so soon. I'm thinking that it is a hospital...I can wait for another room.
Well before I know it I am being wheeled rapidly down the hall and I can hear the nurse breathing hard and I am bouncing rapidly on the gurney....flying into the elevator, over the BIG bump and hitting the back of the elevator. At this point the IV bag flies off of the pole and lands on my face.
I know...not comical at the time but now I can laugh. The not so fun part was waking up in my room with a corneal abrasion from the bag. OOPPPSSsss.
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Unread 10-28-2011, 11:03 PM
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The aide who came to help me with my first walk post surgery told me she had a hysterectomy a few years ago herself. She went on to tell me what she said about it to her worried husband, "Don't worry! The crib is gone, but the playground is fine!" Still makes me giggle every time I think of it though it hurt like heck to laugh while on my first walnut with the catheter still in place...
  #39  
Unread 10-29-2011, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ladywelder View Post
Yup! Coffee out of the nose... gotta love that in the morning!

(at least I didn't pee myself)
Lol...
  #40  
Unread 10-29-2011, 05:14 PM
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I guess I should share my moment. I told my surgeon minutes before going into surgery that I would kill him if I woke up with staples in me. The background behind that is that I have the type of skins that scars badly and I knew I would have a scar at every staple hole as well as the incision if he used them. I had asked him to use glue and that I would be his guinea pig but he refused. So we settled on stitches at the pre-op appointment. Anyhow, when I told him I would kill him if I had staples, he looked at me and said: "I can cancel the operation!" I stared him in the eye and told him right back: "Yep, you can do that!" With that he stalked off. Only I would tick off the surgeon just before he was to cut me open! (I am no meek and mild patient )As it turned out, he did a fantastic job, I woke up with under the skin stitches and I sent him a huge fruit basket as a thank you!
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