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Unread 09-29-2011, 07:29 AM
Renamed my 'Hysterectomy'

I have renamed my hysterectomy... I am now calling it a 'Vaginal Enhancement'.... I feel this makes it sound "fun". haha.

Sometimes we have to laugh because if we didn't....

Hope I made someone giggle!
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Unread 09-29-2011, 07:41 AM
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LOL!! When I had my lap last month, an unexpected perk was that I got a "belly button job" - looked much cuter after than before. I like your idea of renaming the hyst
Unread 09-29-2011, 09:48 AM
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Made me laugh!!
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Unread 09-29-2011, 10:14 AM
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I giggled...Thanks for that!
Unread 09-29-2011, 10:29 AM
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Good one! I called mine The Uterine Eviction. Posted random things on FB about it, like "Dear Uterus: It's not you, it's me. Oh, wait; it's COMPLETELY you!" and "Dear Uterus: It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun!" Acting like I was going through a break-up made it seem less serious for me, in some strange way!
Unread 09-29-2011, 11:44 AM
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Kelly that is hysterical! You have to keep a sense of humor through all of this

My girlfriends are throwing me a Sayonara Uterus party at our fave mexican restaurant next week before my surgery... i think it's awesome! One last night out with the girls before not being able to do much of anything for awhile.

I also told the hubs he gets a gift from this too... I will also be having "vaginal enhancement" since I have a rectocele and have to have big time posterior repairs. My gyn even went so far as to talk about my husband (if you know what I mean) to see just how much vaginal wall he can remove. The husband is kind of excited about the outcome of that surgery, LOL.

Thanks for the laugh!
Unread 09-29-2011, 11:57 AM
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I guess the 3 Percocet I had taken earlier today helped not only with the pain but also with my sense of humor about the upcoming surgery… I told one of my coworkers “I need time off for renovations” and he seemed so confused it was hilarious! So I went on to explain that “I can’t be a family model so I am being turned into a sports model “. That made the light bulb come on!
Unread 09-29-2011, 01:04 PM
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That is funny, I asked my Doc is it gonna be any different for my husband in the sex department, because he's used to department stores and now it will be like going to the mall
Unread 09-29-2011, 03:32 PM
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Cat my doc said my hubs would definitely be able to tell the difference and that he would be pleased LOL! Kind of an embarrassing conversation to have with my doc, he's really cute... but well worth it to know things will be like they once were many moons ago

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