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Funny Story to Cheer up y'all LIW (The Douche Story) Funny Story to Cheer up y'all LIW (The Douche Story)

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Unread 12-28-2001, 04:22 PM
Funny Story to Cheer up y'all LIW (The Douche Story)

I was speaking with someone about douching and remembered this and it seemed to cheer them up, so figured I'd share with everyone else.

About 4 years ago, DH was away due to the Army. That left me and my 2 daughters (5 and 3) alone for Halloween for the first time. I took them out trick or treating. We went to a neighborhood and halfway through, it started to rain. I had an errand to run at WalGreens, so I took the opportunity to get it out of the way will the rain let up. We then proceeded to another neighborhood once it stopped raining. We had made it down one side of a street and halfway down another in the large neighborhood. I kept thinking these people were acting strange. Almost laughing at us, it seemed. I decided to wrap it up and try another place. I loaded up the 5 year old then took the bag from my 3 year old daughter to put inside so I could get her strapped in the car. I noticed that the bag felt VERY heavy. So I took a peak inside. We had been trick or treating with regular white plastic grocery bags that most all stores use. What I saw inside her bag sent a wave of shock and embaressment over me! While at WalGreens, I had picked up 2 boxes of douches that they had clearanced out.
My 3 year old had picked up the wrong bag when we had gotton out this time and had been opening it REAL wide and yelling trick or treat with a huge grin, just as I had instructed her, showing off her bag full of.....douches!

I hope this brings a smile and perhaps a laugh to your faces
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Unread 12-28-2001, 10:52 PM

Kids certainly do the darndest things, don't they!! That's pretty funny--sounds like a story I heard, where a colleague told me she heard her neighbors laughing in the street one sunny spring morning. She stepped outside to see what was going on, and it seems a dog was cavorting down the street with his owner's rubber vibrator. The owner was chasing the dog, but everyone saw him and howled!!!!
Unread 12-28-2001, 10:59 PM
Funny Story to Cheer up y'all LIW (The Douche Story)

Hahaha! These are some cute stories & reminded me of something with douches. Years ago, my mother & I worked for my step-father who was a doctor. One day, when the UPS driver delivered a package, my mother excitely exclaimed, "oh, that's the package I've been waiting for!" He looked a little embarassed and just said, "yes, m'am" and left. We looked at the box he left and written all over it was Masengale (sp) douches! (Of course that wasn't the package she thought he was delivering.)

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