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Unread 04-12-2013, 03:14 PM
Funny moments from hospital stay...add yours!

My funniest moment was at 4am a janitor decided to come in and wax my floor with one of those big loud polish machine.

Not that I slept that my much anyway with them drawing my blood every 4 hrs...
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Unread 04-12-2013, 03:55 PM
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I tried to jump off of the operating table. Seriously. I am now legend at my doctors office.
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Unread 04-12-2013, 04:03 PM
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Sneak up suppository nurse.
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Unread 04-12-2013, 04:06 PM
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Haha...lol.
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Unread 04-12-2013, 04:24 PM
Funny moments from hospital stay...add yours!

I kept shouting at everyone to get the(morphine induced) cow off my bed!!!:-)
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Unread 04-12-2013, 04:26 PM
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Lol...that's a good one!
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Unread 04-12-2013, 04:52 PM
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The first thing I said coming out of surgery was
.. I want a cheeseburger and a cigarette, NOW!
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Unread 04-12-2013, 05:47 PM
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Every couple of hours the nurses would check my incisions, and count them outloud. 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. This happened all afternoon and evening... But in the middle of the night the nurses (a couple different ones) starting counting 5 incisions. Sun came up, and I was back to 4 incisions. (Holding at 4 still, even today.)
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Unread 04-12-2013, 05:55 PM
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I told both my nurse and doctor that I am a "champion farter."
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Unread 04-12-2013, 05:56 PM
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When i had my surgery i was put kn women's health section of hosp so I was with maternity, I was out theatre for few hours when I kept asking to see my baby, where was my baby, next day my husband came in with my 16 year old and 12 year old and a nurse said " here are ur babies" lol I was actually in the same hospital that I had my children! De je vu maybe?
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