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Unread 01-05-2014, 04:12 PM
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My anesthesiologist was very young and cute, when I was taken to recovery he was the first person I saw across the room and shouted in my so unsexy croaky frog voice " hey cub scout , how'd I do" he replied just fine laughing .
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Unread 01-15-2014, 01:09 PM
Funny moments from hospital stay...add yours!

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Originally Posted by missaboo View Post
and i remember after waking up telling one nurse that, "my mouth is as dry as a popcorn fart."

i seem to have a thing about passing gas.
fuuunny!!!!
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Unread 01-23-2014, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Beachpoodles View Post
Sneak up suppository nurse.
Holy cow that's hysterical!
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Unread 01-23-2014, 11:31 AM
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The anthesiologist ask me what was I getting, I said liposucction and breast reduction, he said yeah I will get to that if I have time after your Combo pack, hold the ovaries.. lol
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Unread 01-23-2014, 11:38 AM
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when the anesthesiologists came in to put wires and stickies all over me, the young man putting them on tried to be delicate with putting them around my chest and when he reached across me to place one under my right boob, he was trying to sort smooth it under, but ain't no way he could wiggle it under my DD without making it seem in appropriate.

I didn't have any meds yet, so this is my typical humor - I said to him, "yeah, that's not gonna work, let me get that for you" and I grabbed my boob lifted it and said 'these are heavy enough that you have to just lift 'em up and do what ya gotta"
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Unread 01-23-2014, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Dcfisher1d View Post
My dr text messaged me a picture of my uterus, along with the fibroids she took out. In my morphine induced state, I thought it would be hysterical to forward the picture to a few friends and family members...

OMG that IS hysterical!!
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Unread 01-23-2014, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by JAguirre View Post
My co-workers had sent a nice bouquet to my room but I had been so sick I did not read the card right away. The card turned out to be a really detailed and very funny eulogy for my uterus and ovaries. My doc and the nurses all got a kick out of it. Twisted co-workers ... I love them!!
That's super fantastic! I had been telling people that my surgery was to liberate my lady parts. I like the eulogy spin on it!
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Unread 01-23-2014, 12:17 PM
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The nurse asked me on pre-op interview:
" Do you wear dentures, contacts & do you have any form of implants?". I responded with a straight face: " no dentures or contacts. As for implants, I may have an alien implant from a UFO, you just never know". The nurse burst out laughing & said " At least you haven't lost your sense of humor! I am telling everyone what you said!" Lol.
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Unread 01-28-2014, 09:07 AM
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My nurse came in during the night to check my fluids and said, "what kind of cocktail are we giving you? Oh, it's just saline." I said, "if you're bringing cocktails, I'd like a daiquiri." She said "Ooh yah, that does sound good!"
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Unread 01-28-2014, 10:53 AM
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I had packed some cute gowns, robes and slippers for the hospital but after the surgery I could care less. I remember the nurse helping me walk around the floor. She had to stop and get me another gown to drape over my shoulders because my backside was entirely exposed, hospital granny panties and all. The funny thing was I didn't freaking care at all. I was too much concerned with how long it was going to take me to walk in a circle and then try to catapult myself back on to the hospital bed.
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