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Name the Parts ! All in fun, my hysterectomy is tomorrow and I need a giggle
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07-20-2014, 06:00 AM
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Posts: 313
Hysterectomy: July 21st, 2014
Surgery Type: TLH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Name the Parts ! All in fun, my hysterectomy is tomorrow and I need a giggle
Ok, I know I have a rather warped sense of humor. If there are any others out there like me, I need your help. Tomorrow is my Alien Eviction (Hysterectomy) and I'm not sure if every doc weighs the uterus after removal, but I'm going to ask him to prior to surgery so that I have a "birth weight" . I want to name the "alien" uterus as if I'm giving birth,..... cause I kinda am, birth of a new, pain free life....... I'd like to know what YOU would name this lovely little monster coming out of me ......... All in fun. help me laugh my way though my bowel prep today gals !
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07-20-2014, 06:39 AM
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Posts: 720
Hysterectomy: July 22nd, 2014
Surgery Type: SAH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle
LOL, this is funny. My suggestion is Ripley, after the main character in the Alien films.
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07-20-2014, 07:07 AM
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Hysterectomy: July 21st, 2014
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Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle
I'm not naming my uterus, but my friends are ready to name all my "fake babies." I have demanded an exact count from my surgeon (the ultrasound tech couldn't count them all). For yours, I second the recommendation for Ripley.
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07-20-2014, 07:08 AM
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Posts: 93
Hysterectomy: July 28th, 2014
Surgery Type: LAVH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle
LMAO. I second Ripley. Seems like a very fitting name.
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07-20-2014, 08:01 AM
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Posts: 61
Hysterectomy: July 9th, 2014
Surgery Type: TAH
Ovaries: Removed both
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Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle
I like Ripley too. I didn't name my 5 "babies", I just said I left all 5 at the hospital, everybody got a kick out of it!
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07-20-2014, 08:18 AM
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Posts: 1,185
Hysterectomy: October 31st, 2013
Surgery Type: TAH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle
After I found out how big mine was, I remarked that it was "the approximate size of the severed head of Bozo the Clown." Thus, Bozo became the perfect name, and the hysterectomy was baptized the bozectomy.
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07-20-2014, 08:24 AM
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Hysterectomy: July 21st, 2014
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Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle
Mine's called Bye Bye, Belly Boulders.
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07-20-2014, 09:20 AM
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Posts: 61
Hysterectomy: July 9th, 2014
Surgery Type: TAH
Ovaries: Removed both
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Name the Parts ! All in fun, my hysterectomy is tomorrow and I need a giggle
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07-20-2014, 10:08 AM
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Posts: 313
Hysterectomy: July 21st, 2014
Surgery Type: TLH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle
Ripley is cute ! Seriously taking that one into consideration
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07-20-2014, 10:10 AM
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Posts: 10
Hysterectomy: August 7th, 2014
Surgery Type: DvH
Ovaries: Kept 1 or both
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Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle
I like that you refer to your uterus as an alien. I have been calling mine a parasite. I do like the Ripley suggestion.
Best of luck to you.
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