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Name the Parts !  All in fun, my hysterectomy is tomorrow and I need a giggle Name the Parts ! All in fun, my hysterectomy is tomorrow and I need a giggle

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Unread 07-20-2014, 06:00 AM
Name the Parts ! All in fun, my hysterectomy is tomorrow and I need a giggle

Ok, I know I have a rather warped sense of humor. If there are any others out there like me, I need your help. Tomorrow is my Alien Eviction (Hysterectomy) and I'm not sure if every doc weighs the uterus after removal, but I'm going to ask him to prior to surgery so that I have a "birth weight" . I want to name the "alien" uterus as if I'm giving birth,..... cause I kinda am, birth of a new, pain free life....... I'd like to know what YOU would name this lovely little monster coming out of me ......... All in fun. help me laugh my way though my bowel prep today gals !
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Unread 07-20-2014, 06:39 AM
Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle

LOL, this is funny. My suggestion is Ripley, after the main character in the Alien films.
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Unread 07-20-2014, 07:07 AM
Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle

I'm not naming my uterus, but my friends are ready to name all my "fake babies." I have demanded an exact count from my surgeon (the ultrasound tech couldn't count them all). For yours, I second the recommendation for Ripley.
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Unread 07-20-2014, 07:08 AM
Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle

LMAO. I second Ripley. Seems like a very fitting name.
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Unread 07-20-2014, 08:01 AM
Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle

I like Ripley too. I didn't name my 5 "babies", I just said I left all 5 at the hospital, everybody got a kick out of it!
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Unread 07-20-2014, 08:18 AM
Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle

After I found out how big mine was, I remarked that it was "the approximate size of the severed head of Bozo the Clown." Thus, Bozo became the perfect name, and the hysterectomy was baptized the bozectomy.
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Unread 07-20-2014, 08:24 AM
Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle

Mine's called Bye Bye, Belly Boulders.
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Unread 07-20-2014, 09:20 AM
Name the Parts ! All in fun, my hysterectomy is tomorrow and I need a giggle

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Mine's called Bye Bye, Belly Boulders.
That's a good one!
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Unread 07-20-2014, 10:08 AM
Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle

Ripley is cute ! Seriously taking that one into consideration
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Unread 07-20-2014, 10:10 AM
Re: Name the Uterus ! All in fun, my hyster is tomorrow and I need a giggle

I like that you refer to your uterus as an alien. I have been calling mine a parasite. I do like the Ripley suggestion.

Best of luck to you.
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