12 Days of Christmas

What a GREAT idea!!!

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....

No side effects!!!!!!
shampoo that can grow hair :hair:
no cancerhead
8 days free of hot flashes
7 free days of diarrhea
needle free blood tests
one year checkups
disappearing cancer cells
3 nausea free weeks
no bowel prep
and a gyn/onc pedigree

I've been saving the 12th day, so here goes.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 HysterSisters
No side effects!!!!!!
shampoo that can grow hair
no cancerhead
8 days free of hot flashes
7 free days of diarrhea
needle free blood tests
one year checkups
disappearing cancer cells
3 nausea free weeks
no bowel prep
and one gyn/onc pedigree

I knew this would be great. Thanks everyone. And Happy Holiday.
Laura

Laura,

That was such a great idea. I loved it. Happy holidays to you too

Day 7 got somehow switched from
7 days free of diarrhea to
7 free days of diarrhea.

As one who has this problem more than I would care to admit, I'd go for the 7 days free of diarrhea vs. the 7 free days of diarrhea.
(Seven days when I can have it free of charge--no thanks!)
This has been a howl.

Can someone think of another song we could fix up the words to?

Ellen, I'm with you. I'll pass on the 7 free days of diarrhea. Good catch. I was showing this post to my DH last night, and he really got a good laugh. I'll sing it on the 25th.

I love this time of year.
Laura

What a HOOT! We should do this more often! Candy

This was the absolute Best...


I am sending the completed version to my daughter in law. She is an RN and works for a medical coverage company. Maybe we will be famous some day.
:bigrin"

And if we are not famous outside of our group,, who cares!!
We have each other!
Rosalie

This was a great idea Laura!!!

Ok....here is my version of...... "O' Christmas Tree"!!
Feel free to add some verses too ladies!!!

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Dear Oncologist ( O' Christmas Tree)

Dear Oncologist, dear oncologist,
How often we do see you….
Dear Oncologist, dear oncologist,
You’re a special breed for all you do.

We see you more than once in awhile,
We even have you on speed dial,
Dear oncologist, dear oncologist…..
How often we do see you.

You’re our best friend instead of the pooch…..
Even though you make us scootch….
Dear oncologist, dear oncologist…..
We do appreciate you……

You sure don’t like, an appointment missed,
Does it help to know, you’re on our Christmas card list….
Dear oncologist, dear oncologist…..
What would we do without you?!!!!!


Maria

Maria,
That was great! I''' be singing that in chemo this week!
Debbie
Squamos cell cancer pelvic, small intestine, pharynx
pelvic exenteration with temporary colostomy 8/7( so they said )
intestinal resection 9/25
Taxol/ Cisplatin/ ifosfamide begun 11/25

That's great, Maria. Everyone here is so creative. Any more ideas out there???
Laura